Registering illegal immigrants to vote: $1,000,000
Transporting minorities to the polls in inner cities: $10,000,000
Paying liberal lawyers to flood the judicial system with recount requests: $15,000,000
Having none of it work, but still attempting to remain relevant in U.S. politics: Priceless
"Which hand did the Buddhist monks put the money in? This one."
You know . . . it is hard keeping a straight face while saying "tax the rich and give it to the poor" when at the same time I have not donated any of my own personal money to charity for the past two years.
This hand is for wipey!!!
"How many times do I have to tell you people, I DID invent the internet. What are you people...ON DOPE!!!"
"Well, I'm not actually on the 'kook fringe', but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
...and then Bill said, 'Why not, the room is already paid for!'
Wax on...Wax off
"So you see, if I move my hand just so, it will take your mind off how wooden I look and that I make no sense at all!"
The sound of one hand clapping is demonstrated by Ex-Vice President Albert Gore. His next demonstration will be to talk for an hour and not say a thing.
Mr. Gore will be happy to autograph any uncounted Florida ballot after his performance. There will be a modest fee - cash only. Just hand the envelopes to the Asian individual in the monk's robes standing over there in the corner.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming out tonight, both of you.
Madame Tussaud's wax museum unveiled the Algore statue which many thought looked better than the real Algore ever did.
Then I said, NO Bill, I am not interested, get that cigar away from me!
Al Gore doing his very best Bob Dole imitation.
"Al Gore thinks Democracy is hollowed out..and Al Gore's not happy", Gore said in an uncanny impression of the former Senator from Kansas.
"Lock Box"
....my cyboric-robotic hand is NOT dangerous, it is good......for us all...
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