No, no, now listen to me...listen to me...I'm telling you...Captain Kirk was wayyyyyyy better than Captain Pickard. Are you kidding me?
No, no, wait a minute...no, now hold on hold on..........that is NOT my Batman cup.
No sir I don't think the size of your penis has any relevance here. OH FOR GOD'S SAKE PUT IT AWAY!!!! GEEZ!
Huh-huh...you shur do look purdy, Miss Mires.
-Uh Thank you
-huh-huh..shur wish I could touch yer booty and yer bobbies, Miss Mires.
--uh..I don't think so...back off
--Mmmmm...yeah..mm-hmmm
I promise you it wasn't me...it goes "the first one who smealt it, dealt it"
Miers: "domo arigato mr roboto"
Dude: "Oh so thats how you do the robot."
Whoaaa. Who farted?
HE: "So, tell me... are you just a 'little bit' tempted to do the talk shows.. You know.. Walters, King, Fox, Hanit..
(Mires interrupts)
MIRES: "N-n-n-no… I’m on the up and up. I might have given up the job, but heh, heh you’ll never see me doing those circuit shows."
Good Lord, the captions so far are about as funny as aids.
Sorry, I am just too busy to enter the Ms America contest.
Sen. Schumer: Come on, say it, Ann Coulter's a bitch! You know you want to!
Miers: haha, nah, she's not a bitch, she just wishes she could have been the Texas State Lottery Commissioner.
No...I don't do that type of stuff anymore...at least not on camera (wink wink)
"Take it easy, I never said I had experience per se',.......what I said was I believe I was appointed by God himself..."
Talk to the hand mister....I've had a crappy week.
Gee, Senator, Seachlight Harry ALREADY helped me along - I don't know if I can TAKE help from you too...it's just all too much for a country girl like me for y'all to be so ACCOMODATING...
The vice-presidency??? NO, no, no, no...
No thank you Senator! This isn't the Clinton administration you know?
So who won the caption contest? lgp
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