There's a party in the cupboard
Or the guy could truly be uglier than a baboon's elbow?
*zing?*
(I'm still trying.)
Or the guy could truly be uglier than a baboon's elbow?
*zing?*
(I'm still trying.)
Sorry about sucking up to your Dad Danielle, but you could have told me that he was cooler to you to begin with so that I didn't have to find out here. I understand being ashamed about being a little bit Canadian though, so I'll let it slide.
Er...don't take any of that seriously of course. But that is quite an impressive body of work your dad's done, even if Starship Troopers took a book that was an intriguing if at times heavy-handed study of political science and the nature of man and made it into a movie where the kid who played Doogie Howser shoots giant space bugs. The special effects were still very good, as I recall, and special effects are just cool in general.
Also, it's not uncommon for guys who would have no chance at all with a girl to criticize her for the slightest imperfections from afar. Less-than-attractive girls make similar criticisms sometimes; I'm sure it's just a function of personal insecurity.
Sorry about sucking up to your Dad Danielle, but you could have told me that he was cooler to you to begin with so that I didn't have to find out here. I understand being ashamed about being a little bit Canadian though, so I'll let it slide.
Er...don't take any of that seriously of course. But that is quite an impressive body of work your dad's done, even if Starship Troopers took a book that was an intriguing if at times heavy-handed study of political science and the nature of man and made it into a movie where the kid who played Doogie Howser shoots giant space bugs. The special effects were still very good, as I recall, and special effects are just cool in general.
Also, it's not uncommon for guys who would have no chance at all with a girl to criticize her for the slightest imperfections from afar. Less-than-attractive girls make similar criticisms sometimes; I'm sure it's just a function of personal insecurity.
Hi Daddy!
(and Tom: yes, he worked on Macgyver for nearly three years, which is the reason Danielle and I are a little bit Canadian. Look him up on IMDB, Doug Hubbard).
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Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Tom: Quit sucking up to my dad.
Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Tom: Quit sucking up to my dad.
My sister's guy friends just have a tendency to make catty remarks about girls who don't have perfect little bodies. I saw a picture of this girl at a lingerie party (don't ask, I wasn't there) with kind of a pudgy lower half, but who otherwise was HOT HOT HOT (long blond hair, boobs, really pretty face, IN LACY LINGERIE), and Kirsten told me they said that she "had potential if she lost some weight." HAD POTENTIAL??? That's so condescending!
My sister's guy friends just have a tendency to make catty remarks about girls who don't have perfect little bodies. I saw a picture of this girl at a lingerie party (don't ask, I wasn't there) with kind of a pudgy lower half, but who otherwise was HOT HOT HOT (long blond hair, boobs, really pretty face, IN LACY LINGERIE), and Kirsten told me they said that she "had potential if she lost some weight." HAD POTENTIAL??? That's so condescending!
Also, I'm not going to touch the question of who is "harder on girl's bodies" given the quality of the risque punnage in this thread, but I do expect your Dad to contribute again.
Also, I'm not going to touch the question of who is "harder on girl's bodies" given the quality of the risque punnage in this thread, but I do expect your Dad to contribute again.
Greeks baring gifts!!! Oh wow...that's the funniest thing I've read since the bit where you were writing with a purple gel pen and listening to Britney Spears.
Seriously, "Greeks baring gifts"--I haven't met you Mr. Hubbard, but if I remember correctly you worked on special effects for MacGyver, which means that you indirectly contributed to my being forty-five minutes late to school almost every day of seventh and eighth grade because they showed MacGyver from 6:30 to 7:30 in the morning and school started at 7:05. That joke makes up for all the hours of education you stole from me though, so let's just call it even.
Actually, now I'm questioning my memory as to whether or not it was you who worked on MacGyver or not...even if not, the Greek thing is still funny. And that episode where he figures out that the truck fits the rail where the guages change size in Mexico and they get away while the people pursuing them are stuck on the wrong size train is AWESOME.
Greeks baring gifts!!! Oh wow...that's the funniest thing I've read since the bit where you were writing with a purple gel pen and listening to Britney Spears.
Seriously, "Greeks baring gifts"--I haven't met you Mr. Hubbard, but if I remember correctly you worked on special effects for MacGyver, which means that you indirectly contributed to my being forty-five minutes late to school almost every day of seventh and eighth grade because they showed MacGyver from 6:30 to 7:30 in the morning and school started at 7:05. That joke makes up for all the hours of education you stole from me though, so let's just call it even.
Actually, now I'm questioning my memory as to whether or not it was you who worked on MacGyver or not...even if not, the Greek thing is still funny. And that episode where he figures out that the truck fits the rail where the guages change size in Mexico and they get away while the people pursuing them are stuck on the wrong size train is AWESOME.
hahaha danielle that is such a funny story. The funniest thing about it is that I almost expect that sort of random, off-the-wall thing to happen to you. And I mean that in a good way.
Other than that, I'm glad to hear you're having such a good time in Greece. It sounds like you've broken out of your "shell of conservatory." Yay! Congratulations! j/k. Miss you.
hahaha danielle that is such a funny story. The funniest thing about it is that I almost expect that sort of random, off-the-wall thing to happen to you. And I mean that in a good way.
Other than that, I'm glad to hear you're having such a good time in Greece. It sounds like you've broken out of your "shell of conservatory." Yay! Congratulations! j/k. Miss you.
On another note...If I would there I would have thrown a bucket of water over his head 
Fucking digusting pervert!!
On another note...If I would there I would have thrown a bucket of water over his head Fucking digusting pervert!!
What did your sister's guy friends say? I'm worried.
What did your sister's guy friends say? I'm worried.
I repeat, "Beware of Greeks baring gifts"
I repeat, "Beware of Greeks baring gifts"
I think girls are way worse. Especially here in Russia. A guy will look at a woman walking down the street, and generally quickly look away, having taken in the more pleasant aspects of her figure. A woman here will stare her up and down, and completely analyze every aspect of her appearance; having scrutinized for a sufficiently long period, she then begins to tear the womasn to shreds, bit by little fashion accessory bit.
That's my two cents.
I think girls are way worse. Especially here in Russia. A guy will look at a woman walking down the street, and generally quickly look away, having taken in the more pleasant aspects of her figure. A woman here will stare her up and down, and completely analyze every aspect of her appearance; having scrutinized for a sufficiently long period, she then begins to tear the womasn to shreds, bit by little fashion accessory bit.
That's my two cents.
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