There's a party in the cupboard
dad: no wonder you always take so long in the bathroom every morning...
tom: actually, flashers and pickpockets were all that we were specifically warned about upon arrival to Athens--apparently violent crimes are really rare here. I'd assume that's doubly the case on Hydra. After all, they don't have cars! How many violent crimes can possibly occur in a place with no cars??
dad: no wonder you always take so long in the bathroom every morning...
tom: actually, flashers and pickpockets were all that we were specifically warned about upon arrival to Athens--apparently violent crimes are really rare here. I'd assume that's doubly the case on Hydra. After all, they don't have cars! How many violent crimes can possibly occur in a place with no cars??
I don't know how things are in Greece, but I'm pretty sure that it's illegal to give an enema to a cat. It should be anyway.
Are you sure it's safe to sleep by yourself outside though?? Remember, this is the same place where a random guy on a motorcycle stopped by your balcony to masturbate for you.
I don't know how things are in Greece, but I'm pretty sure that it's illegal to give an enema to a cat. It should be anyway.
Are you sure it's safe to sleep by yourself outside though?? Remember, this is the same place where a random guy on a motorcycle stopped by your balcony to masturbate for you.
ROFL...No one can give morbid prognostications like your mother can...I love you Mrs. Hubbard!
P.S."Plague," as in "Black Plague" 
ROFL...No one can give morbid prognostications like your mother can...I love you Mrs. Hubbard!
P.S."Plague," as in "Black Plague"
My mothers cure-all for everything was an enema, dreams included.
My mothers cure-all for everything was an enema, dreams included.
Hi from your mom. Please remember the warning that European cats and dogs can carry rabies and/or the plague. And this one was sick? I want my daughter, though sad at the moment, alive and well. Please, please heed this warning!
Hi from your mom. Please remember the warning that European cats and dogs can carry rabies and/or the plague. And this one was sick? I want my daughter, though sad at the moment, alive and well. Please, please heed this warning!
I luv you too! Don't worry, eat some protein and take a nap....And I've also been having some truly odd dreams...though I will wisely attribute it to outside forces....
I luv you too! Don't worry, eat some protein and take a nap....And I've also been having some truly odd dreams...though I will wisely attribute it to outside forces....
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