There's a party in the cupboard
you should have called me!! I'm always home and I remember the joke word for word!!!!
you should have called me!! I'm always home and I remember the joke word for word!!!!
Also, I had a really bizarre experience remembering that joke. Everyone was telling them, and I contributed my old nacho cheese standby, but I *knew* there was one joke that was freaking hilarious and that I had sworn I'd always tell in a situation like that, but I couldn't remember it at all. Then it started coming back to me in fragments...clowns...horse...little boy...and I literally (well, not *literally*, but, you know, literally) pulled it out of my memory until I had everything EXCEPT for that one line, and that was why I jumped up in the middle of dinner and ran through the streets of Nafplio in the middle of the night trying to find a pay phone, and then I couldn't remember your number so I called your house in Oxnard and Randy gave it to me and THEN YOU DIDN'T ANSWER but I would not be, could not be stopped.
Tom, the joke can't be told online. It requires comic timing and intonation. If you really want to hear it, gimme a ring.
Also, I had a really bizarre experience remembering that joke. Everyone was telling them, and I contributed my old nacho cheese standby, but I *knew* there was one joke that was freaking hilarious and that I had sworn I'd always tell in a situation like that, but I couldn't remember it at all. Then it started coming back to me in fragments...clowns...horse...little boy...and I literally (well, not *literally*, but, you know, literally) pulled it out of my memory until I had everything EXCEPT for that one line, and that was why I jumped up in the middle of dinner and ran through the streets of Nafplio in the middle of the night trying to find a pay phone, and then I couldn't remember your number so I called your house in Oxnard and Randy gave it to me and THEN YOU DIDN'T ANSWER but I would not be, could not be stopped.
Tom, the joke can't be told online. It requires comic timing and intonation. If you really want to hear it, gimme a ring.
HAHAHAHA!!! Well, there was no way I could hold off telling the joke, and I knew it had something to do with asses and horses, so I just said, "I've heard of a horse with one ass, but I've never heard of a horse with two asses before!" Which is a really long thing to say, so I kind of stuttered and blurred the words together. My audience still laughed, though. Not as much as you and I did.
HAHAHAHA!!! Well, there was no way I could hold off telling the joke, and I knew it had something to do with asses and horses, so I just said, "I've heard of a horse with one ass, but I've never heard of a horse with two asses before!" Which is a really long thing to say, so I kind of stuttered and blurred the words together. My audience still laughed, though. Not as much as you and I did.
Also, your letter *finally* arrrived--I'll be writing back soon.
Also, your letter *finally* arrrived--I'll be writing back soon.
Wait--what's the rest of the joke?!?!?
Wait--what's the rest of the joke?!?!?
Okay sorry to be annoying on your comments section, but I have one more thing to tell you:
Sign up for thefacebook.com. It's like Friendster but even better and more specific. It's only at certain colleges, and it became available to UChicago yesterday. It's been at Tufts for like a week, and it caught on so fast--more than 2500 people are on it already. Do it so I can add you as my friend!
Okay sorry to be annoying on your comments section, but I have one more thing to tell you:
Sign up for thefacebook.com. It's like Friendster but even better and more specific. It's only at certain colleges, and it became available to UChicago yesterday. It's been at Tufts for like a week, and it caught on so fast--more than 2500 people are on it already. Do it so I can add you as my friend!
LOL...in their Pumps. LOL
LOL...in their Pumps. LOL
Snaggletooth.
Snaggletooth.
LOL you had me all freaked out. I thought you needed to talk to me about something serious, and I felt all guilty about not being there for you.
Anyway, the clown says "I see the ass, but where's the rest of the horse?" and then everybody in the crowd bursts out into laughter. You can also add in your own funny insults--it works with the joke.
BTW, that joke is one of the funniest I've ever heard in my life, but you have to tell it to the right people--only a certain sense of humor finds it funny. I've gotten many a blank stare after blurting out the punchline through stifled laughter. I hope you get good responses when you tell it.
LOL you had me all freaked out. I thought you needed to talk to me about something serious, and I felt all guilty about not being there for you.
Anyway, the clown says "I see the ass, but where's the rest of the horse?" and then everybody in the crowd bursts out into laughter. You can also add in your own funny insults--it works with the joke.
BTW, that joke is one of the funniest I've ever heard in my life, but you have to tell it to the right people--only a certain sense of humor finds it funny. I've gotten many a blank stare after blurting out the punchline through stifled laughter. I hope you get good responses when you tell it.
Uh...actually...I just needed to know what the clown says to the little boy in that joke. Yes, I'm serious. Nothing's worse than wanting to tell a joke having forgotten an important plot point.
Uh...actually...I just needed to know what the clown says to the little boy in that joke. Yes, I'm serious. Nothing's worse than wanting to tell a joke having forgotten an important plot point.
DEE! I got your message this morning!! What did you need to talk to me about?? I tried calling you on my cell phone but it didn't work, I guess I didnt pay for overseas calls. E-mail me.
DEE! I got your message this morning!! What did you need to talk to me about?? I tried calling you on my cell phone but it didn't work, I guess I didnt pay for overseas calls. E-mail me.
I got cats!! Two of them from treehouse...They're busy wrecking my place right now...gotta go...
I got cats!! Two of them from treehouse...They're busy wrecking my place right now...gotta go...
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