There's a party in the cupboard
Or my bottle of poison with the skull and crossbones on the side!
Or my bottle of poison with the skull and crossbones on the side!
Wow!! That's kind of like your black whiskey jug with the big double X on the side!!!
Wow!! That's kind of like your black whiskey jug with the big double X on the side!!!
Kirsten: Burlap, with a big dollar sign on the side.
Sita: Actually, I think I do have my rape whistle! It never even occured to me to maybe use it. I just find it impossible to believe that somebody would hear it, say to themselves, "OMG, it's the rape whistle! Me to the rescue!" and go save me. If I heard somebody blowing a whistle outside my window, I'd just think they were an asshole.
Kirsten: Burlap, with a big dollar sign on the side.
Sita: Actually, I think I do have my rape whistle! It never even occured to me to maybe use it. I just find it impossible to believe that somebody would hear it, say to themselves, "OMG, it's the rape whistle! Me to the rescue!" and go save me. If I heard somebody blowing a whistle outside my window, I'd just think they were an asshole.
I always imagined I would find some inner strength and ninja fighting moves from a past life should someone attack. But then I thought, no, probably not...I'd just kick them in the nuts. But if they're girls? Then what?? Pull their hair? Suffice it to say if you're ever really scared or its late, gimme a ring and I shall drive thee home =)
P.S. do you still have your good 'ole U of C rape whistle? ...my never worked properly..cheap bastard...
I always imagined I would find some inner strength and ninja fighting moves from a past life should someone attack. But then I thought, no, probably not...I'd just kick them in the nuts. But if they're girls? Then what?? Pull their hair? Suffice it to say if you're ever really scared or its late, gimme a ring and I shall drive thee home =)
P.S. do you still have your good 'ole U of C rape whistle? ...my never worked properly..cheap bastard...
You have a moneybag??? OMG!!! Describe!!!
You have a moneybag??? OMG!!! Describe!!!
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