There's a party in the cupboard
Actually, the door could close - it just couldn't open.
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Actually, the door could close - it just couldn't open.
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And hey, which Mike is this, anyway? Mike in San Diego? Do I know you?
By the way, we need to get this clutch together in one time zone to play some vicious Cranium(r)(tm)(c)!!! Who's with me? Who's endowed with a knack for the purple clay?
And hey, which Mike is this, anyway? Mike in San Diego? Do I know you?
By the way, we need to get this clutch together in one time zone to play some vicious Cranium(r)(tm)(c)!!! Who's with me? Who's endowed with a knack for the purple clay?
How could I have been missing this? This is some humorous shit.
How could I have been missing this? This is some humorous shit.
I agree, Tom, that Danielle would find her car badly dented with the door warped and unable to close. This would not, however, be due to a hit and run; rather, it would be because Danielle herself side-swiped a pump at a gas station. Not that this has ever happened before or anything...
I agree, Tom, that Danielle would find her car badly dented with the door warped and unable to close. This would not, however, be due to a hit and run; rather, it would be because Danielle herself side-swiped a pump at a gas station. Not that this has ever happened before or anything...
I don't think she'd lose it. I think she'd come back to it to find badly dented with the door warped and unable to close because of a hit and run.
The real question is, what kind of car would she have?
I don't think she'd lose it. I think she'd come back to it to find badly dented with the door warped and unable to close because of a hit and run.
The real question is, what kind of car would she have?
well, i as danielle's ex-roomate with a car can tell you that while its possible to have a car in chicago, its insanely difficult to find parking after 10pm. though, not to offend you danielle, but i think that were she to have a car, given the slapstick nature of her life, some kind of comic theivery of said vehicle would ensue. and to lose a car would suck far worse than losing a bike, no?
well, i as danielle's ex-roomate with a car can tell you that while its possible to have a car in chicago, its insanely difficult to find parking after 10pm. though, not to offend you danielle, but i think that were she to have a car, given the slapstick nature of her life, some kind of comic theivery of said vehicle would ensue. and to lose a car would suck far worse than losing a bike, no?
Very well Danielle, let's continue.
First to address Tom's questions:
Is there a word for people who indirectly cause dyslexia?
I'd guess it would make me 'dyslexic inducement by sporadic verbiage'? I don't know.
As for that other question "Did you meet Danielle in rehab?" I’m sure you jest. I can ascertain by skimming her blog that illicit drugs are not part of her life. Besides, Danielle already writes like the love child of Kurt Vonnegut and Emily Dickenson. We don't need Hemingway or William S. Burroughs thrown in the mix.
Also, I've never met her though if I'm ever find myself in Chicago I'll be sure to stop by Leona's and order a Sicilian-style deep dish pizza from her and then go over to Gino's and see how it compares to theirs.
But let's not lose focus here, people. All ribbing and pseudo-analysis aside, Danielle lost her bike and needs to prevent that from happening again. Less she requires another ride with 'Scary Eric'. Eeek!
A Q to Danielle: Don't you have a car to get around? Or is Chicago kind of like San Francisco or Manhattan where you don't really need a vehicle?
Very well Danielle, let's continue.
First to address Tom's questions:
Is there a word for people who indirectly cause dyslexia?
I'd guess it would make me 'dyslexic inducement by sporadic verbiage'? I don't know.
As for that other question "Did you meet Danielle in rehab?" I’m sure you jest. I can ascertain by skimming her blog that illicit drugs are not part of her life. Besides, Danielle already writes like the love child of Kurt Vonnegut and Emily Dickenson. We don't need Hemingway or William S. Burroughs thrown in the mix.
Also, I've never met her though if I'm ever find myself in Chicago I'll be sure to stop by Leona's and order a Sicilian-style deep dish pizza from her and then go over to Gino's and see how it compares to theirs.
But let's not lose focus here, people. All ribbing and pseudo-analysis aside, Danielle lost her bike and needs to prevent that from happening again. Less she requires another ride with 'Scary Eric'. Eeek!
A Q to Danielle: Don't you have a car to get around? Or is Chicago kind of like San Francisco or Manhattan where you don't really need a vehicle?
Not that you all should stop, for this is very, very amusing.
Not that you all should stop, for this is very, very amusing.
"Just because you smash together two Greek words doesn't mean that you're not amoral for not caring about taking other people's bikes, and that's what Danielle does so that's what she is."
Ooookay. Tom, I think you've officially cracked.
"Just because you smash together two Greek words doesn't mean that you're not amoral for not caring about taking other people's bikes, and that's what Danielle does so that's what she is."
Ooookay. Tom, I think you've officially cracked.
Mike,
I thought you'd said that she had psychic tendencies, but it turns out I just misordered the words when I looked up at your post. Is there a word for people who indirectly cause dyslexia?
That said, Danielle is *definitely* not psychic all the time. Also, you seem to be quite the kleptomaniac's apologist. Did you meet Danielle in rehab? Just because you smash together two Greek words doesn't mean that you're not amoral for not caring about taking other people's bikes, and that's what Danielle does so that's what she is.
I think. I don't remember what she does at this point anymore, or what kind of person she is, because SHE NEVER WRITES ANYMORE.
Mike,
I thought you'd said that she had psychic tendencies, but it turns out I just misordered the words when I looked up at your post. Is there a word for people who indirectly cause dyslexia?
That said, Danielle is *definitely* not psychic all the time. Also, you seem to be quite the kleptomaniac's apologist. Did you meet Danielle in rehab? Just because you smash together two Greek words doesn't mean that you're not amoral for not caring about taking other people's bikes, and that's what Danielle does so that's what she is.
I think. I don't remember what she does at this point anymore, or what kind of person she is, because SHE NEVER WRITES ANYMORE.
Actually Tom, "amoral" is not really a clinical term nor does being a kleptomaniac make one amoral since it is a mental disorder. Also, I believe, one is either psychic or not psychic as a gifted person doesn't have 'tendencies' to be psychic. So, officially, with Sita's latest diagnosis, our blog writer might be: A Kleptomaniac Psychic Entomophobic Gastropodophobic Spectrophobe diagnosed with sabMmpd.
Actually Tom, "amoral" is not really a clinical term nor does being a kleptomaniac make one amoral since it is a mental disorder. Also, I believe, one is either psychic or not psychic as a gifted person doesn't have 'tendencies' to be psychic. So, officially, with Sita's latest diagnosis, our blog writer might be: A Kleptomaniac Psychic Entomophobic Gastropodophobic Spectrophobe diagnosed with sabMmpd.
ooh oooh, aren't you also afraid of snails and potato bugs? I'm just throwing this in for good measure
ooh oooh, aren't you also afraid of snails and potato bugs? I'm just throwing this in for good measure
Alternatively, you could *become* a thief! Then whenever you need a bicycle, you can just take one!
That would make you an amoral, possibly kleptomaniacal, sabMmpd with spectrophobic tendencies and psychic tendencies, for those keeping score at home.
Alternatively, you could *become* a thief! Then whenever you need a bicycle, you can just take one!
That would make you an amoral, possibly kleptomaniacal, sabMmpd with spectrophobic tendencies and psychic tendencies, for those keeping score at home.
Therefore: Hyperneurotic sabMmpd with spectrophobic tendencies and, apparently, with psychic ability. How did you know I live in San Diego?
Danielle, not to beat a dead horse here but you should get a U-Lock with a snap-on attachment. That way you can clip it on the top frame of your bike and not have to worry about where you last put it.
I live in the 'safe' community of Sabre Springs yet four months ago some punks attempted breaking into my roommie's Jeep at 2a.m. No place is safe from the grubby hands of thieves.
Therefore: Hyperneurotic sabMmpd with spectrophobic tendencies and, apparently, with psychic ability. How did you know I live in San Diego?
Danielle, not to beat a dead horse here but you should get a U-Lock with a snap-on attachment. That way you can clip it on the top frame of your bike and not have to worry about where you last put it.
I live in the 'safe' community of Sabre Springs yet four months ago some punks attempted breaking into my roommie's Jeep at 2a.m. No place is safe from the grubby hands of thieves.
spectrophobia
spectrophobia
Just to be clear, what Sita described was sabMbp. What you actually have is probably hyperneurotic sabMmpd. And a fear of ghosts, but I forget what that's called.
Just to be clear, what Sita described was sabMbp. What you actually have is probably hyperneurotic sabMmpd. And a fear of ghosts, but I forget what that's called.
Dear Mike: Actually, I have a U-lock boxed away somewhere and, ironically, that day I'd thought, "Hmm..maybe I should get it out so my bike is DOUBLE SAFE! Nah, I keep it in the basement, nobody will steal it from there." Also, did you say my "patio"? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this ain't San Diego, buddy. Anyway, thanks, though. Yes, the landlords will be bitched at.
Sita and Tom, actually I think that would be seasonal affective bicycle Munchausens by proxy (sabMbp). Actually Sita I think yours would be seasonal affective bicycle Munchausens by proxy multiple personality disorder (sabMbpmpd). I'll let you know one day if I wake up and find my room is magically clean and there's a hot naked guy in my bed.
Dear Mike: Actually, I have a U-lock boxed away somewhere and, ironically, that day I'd thought, "Hmm..maybe I should get it out so my bike is DOUBLE SAFE! Nah, I keep it in the basement, nobody will steal it from there." Also, did you say my "patio"? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this ain't San Diego, buddy. Anyway, thanks, though. Yes, the landlords will be bitched at.
Sita and Tom, actually I think that would be seasonal affective bicycle Munchausens by proxy (sabMbp). Actually Sita I think yours would be seasonal affective bicycle Munchausens by proxy multiple personality disorder (sabMbpmpd). I'll let you know one day if I wake up and find my room is magically clean and there's a hot naked guy in my bed.
Well, Tom, I think sabM would be more effective were the bike going through a series of "traumas" that encited pity from the rest of us. No, this looks like a coincidence...but Danielle... have you been experiencing lost time lately? Do you want me to lend you a copy of "Sybil?"
Well, Tom, I think sabM would be more effective were the bike going through a series of "traumas" that encited pity from the rest of us. No, this looks like a coincidence...but Danielle... have you been experiencing lost time lately? Do you want me to lend you a copy of "Sybil?"
Sorry to hear about your bike. I wouldn't count on your neighbors to keep the front door locked since they didn't care enough in the first place. If I were you I'd:
Buy a Krytonite lock. You can get a good one for $35 and nobody can cut or smash those OR just keep the bike in your pad tucked away in the corner or patio.
Complain to the landlord that the front door should be self-closing and self-locking. Hope this helps. 
Sorry to hear about your bike. I wouldn't count on your neighbors to keep the front door locked since they didn't care enough in the first place. If I were you I'd:
Buy a Krytonite lock. You can get a good one for $35 and nobody can cut or smash those OR just keep the bike in your pad tucked away in the corner or patio.
Complain to the landlord that the front door should be self-closing and self-locking. Hope this helps.
DEFINITELY not the first time anyone ever called you that. Speaking of, Sita, are you suggesting that she's making the whole thing up? Some sort of dual personality, or maybe just some kind of seasonal affective bicycle Munchausens (sabM).
DEFINITELY not the first time anyone ever called you that. Speaking of, Sita, are you suggesting that she's making the whole thing up? Some sort of dual personality, or maybe just some kind of seasonal affective bicycle Munchausens (sabM).
You need a scary jack-o-lantern and me n' Greg sitting in the living room to prevent bike theft, I guess =( Speaking of which....this is around the same time last year, huh? Weeeird
You need a scary jack-o-lantern and me n' Greg sitting in the living room to prevent bike theft, I guess =( Speaking of which....this is around the same time last year, huh? Weeeird
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