I'm sitting here wondering when you crawled into my brain and stole my thoughts! We only watched the show for an hour or so, then the speeches became "blah blah blah."
Carolyn | Homepage | 02.28.05 - 7:31 am | #

I liked the new format of seating all the nominees together and then having them accept and do their speeches in the isle.
I think it saves a tremendous amount of time, and we don't have to listen to endless speeches for all those minor awards. It sounds cold, because it's more the people behind the scenes than it is the people in front of the camera...but holy shit, as it is, I was slipping into a coma listening to speeches from "Best Caterer to an Animated Film", never mind having to wait until the dragged their asses onto the stage from the back of the theatre.
radmila | Homepage | 02.28.05 - 8:33 am | #

you missed the best of the worst - Laura Linney's hair and makeup - wow it's indescribable.....and Renee Zellweger's little pinched face and eyes....
on a different note, really happy for the Canadian animator for the film Ryan....
sonja | 02.28.05 - 9:21 am | #

Uh uh..I didn't miss it.
Laura Linney whom I really like, went to The Alien's hairdresser for the Oscars.
I did squinty Renee, twice!!...poor thing could barely drag that dress around.
radmila | Homepage | 02.28.05 - 9:40 am | #

Apologize - Pshaw. This post was freakin hilarious.
Benjamin | Homepage | 02.28.05 - 9:41 am | #

I agree wholeheartedly. I watched the last half hour of the thing because I couldn't find anything better to do. What a time waster!
lola | Homepage | 02.28.05 - 12:15 pm | #

Thanks Benjamin and Lola
Radmila | Homepage | 02.28.05 - 2:26 pm | #

Hey!! Don't you dare pick on Halle.
the mister | 02.28.05 - 8:41 pm | #

Um, Yeah...she called while she was having her extensions taken out to thank you for sticking up for her.
radmila | Homepage | 02.28.05 - 8:49 pm | #

Did you see where Halle Berry went to and accepted her Razzie Award for worst performance in Catwoman? At least she has a sense of humor. Oh, Beyonce performed 3 or 4 songs at the Razzies too.
chris | Homepage | 02.28.05 - 11:06 pm | #

The Gap war thing was hilarious. Penelope is an imbecile to stand within a 2 mile radius of Salma Hayek. She makes everyone else look like a Dodge Dart covered in bird poo.
bunny | Homepage | 02.28.05 - 11:07 pm | #

Here's a link I think you'll like:

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com

So far, they haven't covered the Oscars in their entirety, but they've managed a few of the post or pre-party whatevers. Man, these broads crack me up.
special k | Homepage | 03.01.05 - 1:27 am | #

bunny,
Yes...I really liked that Gap bit too.

Kat,
I saw that.
I liked their msn slideshow...too funny.
radmila | Homepage | 03.01.05 - 2:07 pm | #

LOL...

Now I know why I come back here. You absolutely write the best commentary on the web. Where's the book deal??

I didn't get a chance to watch the Oscars, but with your through commentary I see that I didn't miss squat...except for Chris Rock.


See ya!
Michael | Homepage | 03.01.05 - 2:52 pm | #

the overwhelming self importance is amusing..dude get over yourself you didn't just perform brain surgery or risk your life in a burning house or teach a kid to read *rolls eyes*
cacoa | Homepage | 03.02.05 - 6:49 am | #

You've just reaffirmed why I never watch awards shows!
Sister Staceypatrick | Homepage | 03.02.05 - 2:06 pm | #