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""" Palin still doesn't grasp role of VP"""
No problemo.When they are elected sahe
can get Tina to give her a crash
course.

McCain--what a blunder to put the VP
office in a novice's hands.This person
could possibly be in control of my
family's future. These politicos are
indeed puppets on a string.


With apologies to idiots everywhere, there's a village in Alaska that is missing it's idiot. Wasilla, please call... we've found yours. Please come and get her as quickly as you can.


I don't think it's stupidity....I think it's a bit more menacing than that. They must have a scheme in mind for her....perhaps High Inquisitor or Defender of the Faith...


And what the Hell is up with that outfit, girlfriend? The RNC's $140,000 couldn't buy you something better than a retro version of a Bond girl outfit? Or is that from your personal wardrobe, which would explain why your Daddy decided to buy you somethin' new?


She's an uneducated dope who can deliver a good pre-rehearsed speech. Any attractive Drama or Speech major could fill the same role.


She doesn't know her ass from her elbow. That makes her a perfectly qualified Republican candidate: she'll do exactly as she told and never ask why.


stupid bimbo, policy is for senators!

what an uneducated rube. throw her back on the turnip truck and send her back from whence she came.

i do not foresee her giving any more interviews anytime soon.


This choice as vice president clearly demonstrates white, conservative Republican male chauvinism and NeoCons' distorted perceptions of real Americans.

It's also exhibited exploitation of women at the highest levels. Clearly Palin is not qualified, and surely the NeoCons knew she would be putty in their sweaty little palms.

In conservative upper management, women are considered "tokens," placed there only because the laws and appearances require it.

If Republicans are victorious, can we expect to see Palin joining the GOBS (Good Ole Boys) with a cigar? Or will she model her bathing suit on Inauguration day for the paparazzi?

Nice legs! Great smile! You go gal!!


Tina Fey must be a psychic. The third grade class gets its say and trips up the VP candidate. Priceless.


What people don't seem to understand is that Sarah Palin sees the world from the mentality of a literal fundamentalist. No matter the historical and traditional background of the vice president, she sees "president of the Senate" and that's all she needs to reason that the VP is supposed to control and drive all issues before that body.

Here's the kicker: If you can't explain why the words don't mean what they appear to mean, then she wins the argument, at least among other fundamentalists.

Who here can do it?


sorry blondies, but me thinks she MUST have dyed her hair. What a dumbosaurus!!! and people want her one step away from running our country, are they f'ing nuts!!???!!!!


Sarah,

Michael Jackson called. He wants his jacket back. Idiot.


Ya know, Charlie...that's the grate pert of Amurica and the constitooshun. change...We're gunna git in the Senute and rilly ferce doze poliseas that we no americuns rilly ker aboat.


This moron is the Democrat's best friend. I think effective November 5 the Republicans will disappear her forever.


I'm beginning to wonder if there are any intelligent Repubs anywhere...Are they all this dumb, or is it just me?


Most people don't yet realize that Governor Palin spends nearly all her time out chasing moose.
She deputized Tina to do her campaigning as soon as she was nominated. Because she never reads newspapers or watches TV whilst out hunting she has no idea what Tina has been saying on her behalf. Boy is she gonna be cross when she finds out !


Well, as per a FOX News' retard (commentator) this morning; ANY BODY CAN BE THE V.P. OF THE U.S. The only task she'd have is to vote to break a tie in the Senate. VERY SIMPLE. In conclusion: I'll run for V.P. in 2012. I'm not a hunter, but my brother is, he'll give me a crash course about it.


and this is exactly why they keep her from being interviewed...


Why does Sarah Palin, every time she opens her mouth, sounds like a 10-year-old girl talking? How does a woman with such low level of class be considered to be the V.P. of the United States? I don't get it.


Has she not had the opportunity to learn anything about the job that she is applying for?
She sounds like a typical, ignorant yet confident applicant for a position that she knows nothing about.
Sorry Sarah, this one is too important for an idiotic party hack.
Please stop embarassing America and either leave the campaign, shut up, or learn something about the job you "look forward to having".


Someone should get Palin a copy of "The U.S. Constitution for Dummies."

She can have Trig read it to her.


Wonder what her beauty pageant question was. Maybe she thinks the reason american kids do not know geography is because we do not have enough maps. In Palen's world the mayor of wasilla defends the free world from those pesky russians.


Wow ... moosedumb if you ask me.


I'm not sure what the duties of the VP is in regards to the Senate, but from what was reported above, would have some control over the Senate. There seems to be no limit to the times the VP can preside over the Senate and could preside very time it comes in session.

That would give the VP lots of control.


After this the "glass ceiling" has been repaired.


Steve, actually I don't think she knows a moose from a caribou. Her role in the family is to provide a warm body that is entitled to another game tag, which her father-in-law uses for her.

Now, just imagine her and Cheney out hunting ducks. We could witness the killing of two "birds" with one stone perhaps.

In the famous words of my favorite cartoon character: "What a maroon!!"


This fucking MORON proves on a daily basis she has no clue about ANYTHING.

Send this back-asswards bimbo back to her fucking igloo.


To be fair, folks, it's no wonder that Palin has no idea what the Veep is supposed to do. Cheney has turned the shittiest job in Washington into the gold cup of domestic and foreign policy control.

If Palin follow's in Uncle Dick's footsteps, you'll see us attacking Canada to get at their shale oil and tar sands, and expand her Alaska buddies backyards.


hahahahaha heeheeheeheehee hohohohoh


From what little I understand about it. Christian fundamentalists (I supect I am one) are big on what is written in the Bible, believe it in fact.

If she was as big on what was written in the constitution, we would not be having this discussion. If this is how she literally interprets the constitution, it gives me pause tp wonder how she interprets the Bible. I wonder if she thinks she has the authority and the power of Jesus and God, if she so chose to exert it.

Just think, if we didn't talk about politics or religion, we wouldn't have to talk about her, twice over.


Ummm... haven't we learned that Sarah's Dad does all of her hunting?

Short pier, long walk... please, Sarah, save us all, find that pier!


What else would you expect from this dopey bimbo? She is clueless. Take her dumbass family and go the hell back to Alaska...like wayyyyyy back...in the wilderness. And stay there you mindless imbecile.


Palin is a fine example of the sarcastic theme presented in the movie "Idiocracy". As pointed out by Darwin, a species is successful when it can produce viable offspring in its environment. In the movie "Idiocracy" mankind devolves to a state of moron as the birthrate of intellectuals fall and the world's meatheads multiply. In the end, it shows that someone with only a modicum of intelligence can rule the masses. Caribou barbie may just be the harbinger of a new world ignorance. It doesn't matter what you know as long as you're good looking.


Hate to drag God into this, BUT ???
Pretty much all americans understand anymore.
God help us if the repubes win.
God help us if the Dimwits win.
God help a little more for each day that the Vets scratch their ass, and wonder if something is wrong ...


That was a trick questian. That 3rd grader knew the answer and was trying to pull a Quail (potato)on her.


WHAT A FABULOUS REPUBLICAN PICK FOR VP!!! Palin fully embraces the general igorance, yet proud gall that the Republicans have made as lasting hallmarks of their party. Hooray for the blithering idiots. Now go vote for brains. Obama.


I just can't stop watching that video. The womans' sheer stupidity is so much fun to watch.
You'd think after the first stupid answer to that question the fool would do a little boning up on the constitution but noooo she just blathers on making it up as she goes.


In the words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon. What a nincowpoop." Just like Neil. Hey, genius, it's Quayle; not small game bird.

And I'll bet Palin's third-grader doesn't know that answer.


P.S. -- The Repugs could have saved themselves a lot of time, money, and headache by nominating a blow-up doll. Clearly, the inflatamate holds more air than Palin and probably just about the same amount of Republican scum.


jimbo92107

Literal fundamentalist - That's a good one. Problem is it assumes Mrs. Palin has read the constitution or studied history, and that's a bit of a stretch.

But wouldn't a literal fundamentalist see the US Vice President as, like, first runner up? You know, doesn't wear the crown, but is just as important and every bit a winner inside with nice shoes too? Drops by Congress now and then to give opinion, but only when they can't settle things themselves.


When will the American people realize that Palin was put into the fold by Karl Rove as Mccain has a short life ahead of him. She will be the perfect puppet for Rove and the others in the GOP. He had Bush for 8 years and will be thrilled to control the country with a mindless Alaskan who has abused her powers for the last years in office.
Time to wake up America. 4 more years with Rove will truly undo this country. The last 8 years have led us to were we are right now in a war with no end and an economy that is reeling. Do you care at all about the future of you children?


Let's face it. Palin = idiot.


No one can deny that poor Palin has no grasp of the office of vice president of the United States. On the other hand, her efforts to transform and extend the office will no doubt come to pass if she and McCain manage to take office. She will be the first vice president in history to whom the yahoos will roar "Show us your tits!"


Ya, but she got that uterus thing goin' fer her. That should make all the real American gals wanna vote fer her...Ya know!


i don't think she's stupid - she's just continuing the "DUMBING DOWN" process that the Right seems to rely on - stupid news, less funding for education, etc. - with the result being that they can tell fairy tales and have them believed, while lowering the economic level of their dumbed down masses. Basically an effort to move us back to the Serfdom of the Middle Ages.

But under-educated? I believe she is that.


I'm waiting for the latest spin on her stupidity. It will come in the form that either she doesn't know how to read or more likely that she's, and get this, dyslexic. that way, it expains her inability to read important material but yet get glossed over by the sympathy spin.


All she needs to know is Jayzus. That's her audience.


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