Zardoz permits you to speak

Gravatar Yeah... you know what you can do with that pasta e fagioli...

Have fun, fish! Don't do anything we wouldn't do, which, if you're ZRM or Snag, means you can pretty much do anything.


Gravatar KAPOW!

Hello, 911? I just shot an intruder in the cob logger.


Gravatar What's all this I hear about weaselfish?
~


Gravatar Chuckles seems peppier now that he's purged his system of those evil, addictive ways.


Gravatar I believe my reputation has been BESMIRCHED, Madam....


I also canNOT believe Chuckle - CHUCKLES! - beat me to the bang, bang joke.


Gravatar Shopping lists?

New fackin iPod.

New fackin iPhone (Young Zombie's phone died, and it's cheaper to give him my iPhone and buy a new one than pay for the "Early Upgrade")

Rum.

Beer.

wine.

Zardoz Singlets (they get pretty stanky awfully fast)


Gravatar iTunes just did "Enola Gay" followed up by "Ain't No Fun (Waiting round to be a millionaire)" which is odd, but sounded Zombie good.


Gravatar Zombie the 3rd:

stair sections make you fackin punchy.


Gravatar Sadly No! comments are making me punchy drunky.
~


Gravatar me, I'm just punchin drunks.


Gravatar Dear. Lord.

What e-ville has been unleashed?!?!


Gravatar CAREFUL!! SLOW!!

ZOMBIES ROAMIN THE INTARWEBS....
!!!


Gravatar If only zombies had a fuckin' sense of humor.

It's all their fault.
~


Gravatar you're all a bunch of humourless dildoes.


Gravatar Have a nice vacation, Fish!

Bring us back something nice. Please, not t-shirts. I loath the t-shirts.


Gravatar I dunno what a cob logger is. I DO know what a cobag is - is it similar? Have nice travels. Can't wait for stories!


Gravatar Does dildoes have an e? Or is it just dildos?
Grammar/spelling Nazis? thoughts?


Gravatar I think a dildoe is the replacement for The Rabbit. Some people might prefer the smaller ear found on a doe.


Gravatar Pffft. Amazon is not letting me link to the vibrator page.


Gravatar Perhaps the Knuffle Bunny video is not what I think it is...


Gravatar fish! I thought you were AWOL!!!


hmpf. Only 20 comments? Come ON, folks! We can do better. To the giant floating head!!!


Gravatar Von: I've always been partial to the term "dildi."


Gravatar I think MenD should be dispatched to the Bleat to determine Jim's interpretation as soon as possible.


Gravatar dear lord you travel more than an NBA player. hope it's not going too bad


Gravatar I am suffering through with oriccette con polpo and nocciola gelato. Drinks in a bar overlooking the Colosseum. Oh, how I suffer.


Gravatar yeah, it sounds like fish is really suffering.

piscine bastard.


Gravatar Dildi. Awesome MenD - as usual.


Gravatar Still, what is a cob logger?
Co-blogger?
Am I really that lame?


Gravatar I am suffering through with oriccette con polpo and nocciola gelato. Drinks in a bar overlooking the Colosseum. Oh, how I suffer.

Thanks for taking one the chin for us, fish. If I had to do that one more time, I think I'd scream. You're a real trooper.


Gravatar Still, what is a cob logger?
Co-blogger?

Yes
Am I really that lame?
No


Gravatar No No NO!

A cob logger works on a farm. Each ear of corn that is harvested is tallied up by the cob logger.
~


Gravatar Why would anyone shoot a corn counter person.
Unless it was... Kernel Mustard.


Gravatar Now that's a unix kernel.


Gravatar dear Dr. Fish esq.,

it appears you do suffer terribly. as a just human being, i believe it is my duty to share your burden. preferably in cash.grazi!
-AIF


Gravatar prego!


Gravatar Prego is a trade mark brand name pasta sauce of Campbell Soup Company. It was introduced internationally in 1981 and is based on a family recipe of one of the chefs. Prego eventually became the number one selling dry grocery product of the decade.

(For the medical doctor, see Veronica Prego.)

~


Gravatar thunderman seems to be threatening Legal Action from Campbell Soup Law Firm (motto: Mm! Mm! Litigation!)


Gravatar Thanks K-Unit!!


Gravatar HEY FISH!??!!? DO YOU HAVE JET LAG????
HUH???


Gravatar Now will he reveal where the vacation was? Did he go to Argentina...




Name:

Email:

URL:

Comment:  ? 

 

Commenting by HaloScan