Crossposted:

o hai i made you
a cheezburger in bukkit
but i ated it


Where do we submit?
Mendacious D | Homepage | 06.12.07 - 1:52 pm | #

MD, AWESOME!!!1!

You are a true zen lol master...
fish | Homepage | 06.12.07 - 2:14 pm | #

Der 1nce wuz a lolcat frum nantukkit
who wanted cheezburger in a bukkit
he climed in2 teh hole
and teh burger he stole
and said PWNED!!!1 LOL
Brando | Homepage | 06.12.07 - 6:23 pm | #

ceiling lolcat
watching u masturbate
kthnxbye
Pinko Punko | Homepage | 06.12.07 - 7:20 pm | #

awesome.

I is smart person.
this is serious haiku.
do not want lolcat.
Kathleen | 06.12.07 - 8:24 pm | #

I think the inaugural issue of JOLOLCP is going to be awesome...

Bukkits and Nantukkits have tremendous literary potential.
fish | Homepage | 06.12.07 - 10:29 pm | #

Good grief!
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 06.12.07 - 11:50 pm | #

I haz a hai ku
oh noes hai ku meet lolcat
sux 4 me thx bye
mt | 06.13.07 - 3:24 am | #

Dear AG,

Thank you for your submission to the Journal of LOL cat Poetry We regret to inform you that we will have decided not to accept your poem. Please realize that this in no way reflects upon the quality of the submission, but merely reflects the reality of the large number of submissions and our inability to accomodate all the individuals who aspire to publish in JOLOLCP. We hope this does not discourage you from submitting another poem for a future issue of the journal.

lol sux 4 U!!11!!!!
fish | Homepage | 06.13.07 - 9:56 am | #

This is way wurld endz
This is way wurld endz
This is way wurld endz
Meow
Snag | Homepage | 06.13.07 - 2:19 pm | #

the hollol cat?
fish | Homepage | 06.13.07 - 4:17 pm | #

WTF? AG had a comment to your little snide comment. Did you delete it for swear words? What are you? A Pinko Nazi?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 06.13.07 - 5:45 pm | #

I deleted nothing. I like naughty words.
fish | Homepage | 06.13.07 - 6:23 pm | #

I love AG's rejection letter. Wear it like a brand of HONOR!!!!!!!!
Pinko Punko | Homepage | 06.14.07 - 1:58 am | #

I wonder what happened to it! I'll have to remember my naughty poetry again and type it later.
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 06.14.07 - 11:20 am | #

Good grief!

Dear AG,

Thank you for your submission to The Journal of LOLcat Poetry. We believe you have submitted your piece to us in error, and we have forwarded it to the editorial board of Peanutsology and Schultzism Today.
Brando | Homepage | 06.14.07 - 2:46 pm | #

Brando, now that is poetry.
fish | Homepage | 06.14.07 - 3:34 pm | #

can has catch theh sownd
of snow on mah cheezbrrgr?
try use mah bukkit
plover | Homepage | 06.15.07 - 12:53 am | #

Dear Brando,

Good Fucking Grief!

Smoochies,

AG

Pee Ess: Watch yer yarbles!!
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 06.15.07 - 10:34 am | #

cheezbrgr kumzin at teh mowf
n lol kumzin at teh i
das allz we knowz truf
4 we go olden kik bukkit
i raiz glaz 2 kitteh wips
i lukkit u n sigh cuz i wan cheezbrgr!
Mr. Middlebrow | Homepage | 06.15.07 - 10:59 am | #

Here's mai submission
Fulsome | Homepage | 06.15.07 - 11:53 am | #

Dear Mr. Middlebrow,

Thank you for your submission to the Journal of LOL cat Poetry We are happy to inform you that we have decided to accept your poem for publication. Our editors are convinced that similarities this poem has to the William Butler Yeats poem posted on your very own website are purely coincidental and are probably AG's fault. Congratulations on your inclusion in the inaugural edition of JOLOLCP. We encourage you to submit another poem for a future issue of the journal as your high quality verse is exactly the kind of work we are looking for.
kthxbye
fish | Homepage | 06.15.07 - 5:09 pm | #

Nice one Fulsome.

drker ktty is lol
fish | Homepage | 06.15.07 - 5:11 pm | #

Jel8kul catz iz comin out 2 nite
Jel8kul catz comin 1 comin alllol
Jel8kul catz is in ur crib, killin' all your ratz
Jel8kul catz is comin to the Jel8kul ballol

With apologies to T.S. LOLiot
Clif | Homepage | 06.16.07 - 1:29 pm | #

Clif:

That clearly is an excellent translation, your understanding of the nuances of LOLCat language is impressive.

The first issue is just about ready...
fish | Homepage | 06.18.07 - 10:44 am | #