Zardoz permits you to speak
I'll see you a rangy moose and raise you a Loose Moose.
Is that a brothel?
Sad news
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For all your moose needs and sundries... you know, moosecellaneous items.
Can you buy sundries on saturdries?
Amoosing. But I think you have moosunderstood the nature of sundries. It is what you do when your bathing suit is wet.
pffft
What sort of moosical instruments do they have?
My assumption is that "EVERYTHING MOOSE" means they use the whole of the moose, which is as it should be.
do they have Stoorn?
moose sausage, moose burgers, alces ribs, moose tails, stoorn in a can, moose head cheese, moose tongue, moose hooves-in-gelatin, moose chops, a three pack of legs (he had an accident), moose dogs, moose marbles, moose haggis, eyeballs in moose aspic, stew, spam, carved horn artwork, mangy moose pelts, antlered surprise, the cute little beard on a string so you can tie it to your rear view mirror LOOK OUT THERE'S A MOOSE IN THE ROAD!!
.... moose mousse, salmon moose, moose udder pie, moose milk, moose semen,,,,
I think Stoorn in a can is really called Stoorno and is used when cooking moose in a chafing dish.
I hate when my dish gets chafed.
Yeah, I suppose you do. Dishes are to be seen and not heard. Arm candy... or a candy dish!
I chafe when chocolate moose is in the wrong type of dish.
I chafe when I dish into the wrong kind of chocolate moose.
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