Bush speaks lost patience
Cares not for substance but style
Despair no limit
How about:
Recycling's good
I carefully fill my bin
Houston ignores it.
Gah! I produce about three times as much recycling per week as I do trash, and Houston constantly skips my street! My whole garage is filling up with recycling...Gah!
Wasps do. Have penises, that is.
In fact the insects as a group have such a collection of hooked, pointed, interlocking, whipped, chained and generally kinky genitalia that if they were people, they'd be locked up... or famous. I have a friend who takes pictures of them (insect genitalia, that is, not famous people). It's all in the name of science.
Chris, thanks for that wasp update. I think I'll give my three-year-old the short answer -- yes -- and leave the details for later.
You could take the opportunity to explain how all the bees and wasps you see in the garden are empowered female workers from a matriarchal tribe where males are raised on sufferance, and kicked out as soon as they're big enough to continue their freeloading existence solo.
Just a thought 
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