If natural disasters are divine retribution for sinful behavior, then why does Nevada still exist? Soddom & Gomorrah got nothing on Nevada. Gambling, drinking, prostitution, teachin' evolution, Penn & Teller -- all legal throughout the state (or parts thereof). Hmmm. Why don't I live in Nevada? Must call real estate agent...
I can't wait to see how the IDiots at the creation site "Discovery Institute" will spin this one . . . .
They'll probably say something about how Nevada is 'falling in line' with their point of view. Completely false, of course, but par for the course.
The proposal in Nevada was dropped after a successful campaign between the Darwinian Pressure Group and the Nevada Prostitution Commission which popularized the slogan:
Evolution - It's Just a F%$#ing Theory!
Why would Nevada, home of legalized gambling and whores, be opposed to evolution...the ultimate gamble.
Sure, natural selection is said to pick what works, but you have to have something to pick from...and that depends on a massive lottery.
After BILLIONS and BILLIONS of lucky breaks, here we are.
I'm going to run out to Quik Trip and get some lottery ticketts!
I feel lucky.
I feel lucky.
It feels lucky because it still lives in its parent's basement?
Odd.
After BILLIONS and BILLIONS of lucky breaks, here we are.
Of course, if we hadn't been on the receiving end of those lucky breaks, something else probably would have. It might have been an intelligent slime mould typing this today.
No jokes please.
I forget--has Pat Robertson issued a fatwah against Nevada? Or does he perform there?
IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BUCKET--NOW!
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