Red Tory v.2.0
Christmas is also based on a pagan holiday...what are you suggesting? 
Important questions.
Is chaining people down and forcing them to watch this illegal?
As far religious festivals go, fertility ones rate top of the list but where is the village orgy?
If rapture is real , can I have my neighbours stuff?
We didn't just co-opt the festival. We ruined it. Celebrating something as crucial and (let's face it) as bloody fun as fertility by engaging in the gustatory banality of stuffing chocolate bunnies and eggs down our already over-subscribed pieholes...Tack-eee!
GAB — If rapture is real , can I have my neighbours stuff?
Sure, why not? After all, does not God help those who help themselves…
We always end up ruining every bloody holiday, specifically because it's a time when you get pressured into spending your money on complete nonsense, or things that you'll end up shitting out 4 hours later. What ever happened to family?
Whatever happened to family? What on earth does that mean?
Saw a guy last week turn water into wine.No really...It was at a wedding and we were a bit short on red and long on bottled water. We were short of champagne too but he said he couldn't do gassy stuff.
You believe me don't you? Say you believe me. I mean this just happened and I was there !
Bloody aetheists.
benalbanach — That reminds me of one of the treehouse dwellers over at The Politic who retailed his first hand account of a miracle healing (I believe the regeneration of a leg was involved) a while back, and the poor dope earnestly seemed to feel this settled the whole matter of God's existence. Needless to say, I was spectacularly unconvinced.
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