I had a 8 lb 13.1 ounce baby, a 8 lb 8 ounce baby, a 8 lb 1.3 ounce baby a week early, and a 9 lb 4 ounce baby. either way, either size, it feels the same, good luck!!
This post made me laugh so hard. At Christmas I was back visiting family, and one of my cousin's kids kept hiding a block for us to find; every time he'd hide it he'd go "I will give you ONE CLUE..." and then say something like "...it's under THIS BASKET." I would proffer knock-knock jokes as a thank-you, but the only one I remember is the one about the interrupting cow.
Just google on "knock knock Jokes" and you'll find more than you ever wanted to find...
But, I'm dying to know the one about the cow - I've never heard that one. Your girls are so cute! and the baby on the way? Gorgeous, too.
I couldn't remember this one correctly, so I googled it.
Ralph: Knock knock.
Sally: Who's there?
Ralph: Control freak. —Now you say "Control freak who?"
A little over her head but still funny.
Knock knock (KK)
Who's there? (WT?)
Banana
Banana who?
(repeat, like, three times)
KK
WT?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
That one was my favorite from childhood.
My husband's favorite joke lately:
One snowman says to another snowman: "Do you smell carrots?"
And you look great by the way! Not as huge as i might expect, though I'm sure it doesn't feel that way.
Here are some knock knock jokes we used to put into the camp song "Stay on the sunny side": (theyr'e not all appropriate for a 4 year old, but you can change them to suit your needs.)
Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwain the bathtub! I'm dwowning!
Knock Knock Who's there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? I cantaloupe--I'm already married!
Knock knock, Who's there, Ether Ether who? Ether bunny.
Knock knock, Who's there, Nutter Nutter who? Nutter Ether bunny.
Knock knock, Who's there, Stella Stella who? Stella Nutter Ether bunny.
Knock knock, Who's there, Cargo Cargo who? Car go beep, beep and run over all the Ether bunnies.
Knock knock, Who's there, Boo Boo who? Don't cry, there'll be more Ether bunnies next year.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Tick. Tick who? Tick 'em up I' a tongue-tied wobber.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Pink Panther. Pink Panther who? Pink Panther not my thtyle.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln who? Don't you know who Abraham Lincoln was?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? You really don't know much, do you?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Urinalysis. Urinalysis who? You're in Alice's Restaurant.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Consumption. Consumption who? Consumption be done about all these
mosquitoes?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Oswald. Oswald Who? Oswald my gum.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Sara. Sara Who? Sara doctor in the house?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Adolph. Adolph who? Adolph ball hit me in the mouth and that's why I talk this way.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Friday.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the end.
Wow I'll be using your comments to teach my 10yr old, 8yr old and 5yr old how the knock knock joke works because they STILL don't get it. lol
love the belly shot and Jillian with the snap pea sticking out. lol so cute
Hi Renee!
Wishing you the very best with your new son! You look great!
Take Care,
Kirsty
I know what you mean about the kids speaking different languages... we are constantly trying explain to Gabe that Leah/Chloe just doesn't understand. And Gabe is totally in the same boat with Clair on the knock knock jokes!.. He'll say things that just don't make sense and he'll laugh at his own jokes(we do too). You look great! I hope all goes well with the birth!
B's favourite (and only) knock knock joke is -
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bear
Bear who?
Bare bum!
He's also a very poor hide and seek player. More like Jillian than Claire. He still calls out "Come find me! I'm in the bathtub!" He also picks me spot and uses it EVERY single time he hides in any given round of the game. You've given me hope that it does get better.
And, as always, that preggo belly of yours is gorgeous!!
that should read "the same" spot, not "me" spot. 
Love those two girls!!! Belly looks wonderful and so do you. It won't be long now Renee.
I'm still laughing at Jillian's picture with the pea pod peeking out through her hand. How funny is that!!!!! Claire is just the perfect age to introduce a new member to your lovely family. She will be a big help.
Waiting for the BIG NEWS. and pictures.
Those girls are too cute. Love the pea in Jilla's hand. And you look gorgeous! Can't wait to "meet" little Mr. Froggie!
I read your blog occasionally and can always relate; I have two boys (6 and 2)and am expecting a girl at the end of June. I had to comment; you look great. I think I am bigger than you and am only 6 months pregnant!
Best of luck, from another Miltonite (Miltonian??)knitter.
Andrea
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