You Are Now Entering the Unsafe Zone of Personal Attacks -- Which Means, Fire Away With Your Insults
Hey Ridor- Happy V-Day! 
hmm low hangers?
Chappaquiddick was 37 years ago, not 20.
Ted Kennedy has never, to this date been officially questioned in the matter.
The Chappaquiddick Police still officially list the case as 'open'.
For the TRUTH on this matter, and the Cheney shooting incident (Why, Ridor, do you think even an 'ordinary citizen' would be punished at all for an accidental shooting?) visit [website deleted].
None of what you said was correct - you're an idiot.
Thanks Ridor-- and how fitting you put the topic of your scrotum and my birthday together
am not sure if i should be flattered or insulted
When's the deadline for the next bitch session?
Lol Chlms you're around.. I was just gonna post "Geez will Chlms like that you introduced her birthday with a sweaty hot scrotum?!" but guess you beat me to it!
By the way- this is Roger.. I'm sure you remember me 
Good or Bad I dunno!
Hey! Please quit picking on Dick Cheney! I had a chat with him this morning. He was so nice, and we are getting along very well. So well that he even invited me to go out hunting tomorrow night. Please back off!
hey Roger---
yes i do remember you duh! hard to forget a guy who actually can sleep through a BIG MEGA book sized vibrator under his BED!!!
good or bad? as long i do remmy u right?
LOL so thats the kind of thing people remember about me?! Good to hear. Happy Birthday to ya! How many tattoos do you have now anyway? When I first met ya, you had like 1 penguin then you added a cupid... Remember when Dylan showed me his Peek-A-Boo guy Tattoo in your dorm room?! My eyes bugled wide open when he pulled his pants down!
ohhh dont remind me of what dylan did!!! hard to forget when someone drops their pants down out of blue
btw i have three now --i added my horscope symbol on my back.. do i dare ask how many do you have?
Rickums-
When your scrotum gets loose 'n hot, you're suppposed to pop Imodium-D. Didn't your Mum teach you that??
It's ok to take Imodium-D with a glass of martini.
Karen, I dont have alcoholic beverages in the house. But thank god for some antibiotics that Mom has saved over the years.
r-
All households should require alcoholic beverages and/or pills. Why? Both are legal.
Yeah that was a fun moment, one of my MANY MANY wonderful memories at Gally..
Ohh I have one more WONDERFUL memory in your dorm room.. it was my 1st semester as freshman and I didnt have any Q-tips so I hadn't cleaned my ears since leaving home in August.. so it was maybe 3 months of wonderful waxy build up and I had started feeling the urge to clean my ears for a few days and then behold! I saw a box of qtips in your dorm room, just being my nonchalant self, i helped myself to one and swabbed out a big greasy hunk of ear wax and it was soo goopy we all couldnt believe it! and then i tossed it in your wastebasket, the wax end of the q-tip hit the plastic bag of wastebasket and the whole q-tip just stood there! it didnt fall! LOL
And as for my tattoos.. uhmm i have had several tattoo sessions.. my leg is the most extensive collection and consists of 4 separate tattoos which has sorta become just 1 tattoo cuz its a full wrap around leg sleeve..
so my list of tattoos..
- griaffe on my right ribcage
- cactus & VW beetle on left shoulder
- lotus flower, right calf
- smiling eyeball with wings, pink bow, right inner ankle
- cobra with arms and flames, right inner lower leg
- live salmon being chopped up into sushi, right outer lower leg
- 8-ball with bomb fuse with banner of my wife's name on my left inner lower leg
- "will you marry me?" in a cursive text in an arc in the front waist (around where my belt is)
- nautical star on my inner right forearm
got an appointment in april to do some more work on the salmon being chopped into sushi tattoo, add some more color and all that wonderful jazz.. i still gotta get a tattoo of my wonderful precious son Owen though!
Cheers
Roger
Absurdity reigns, eh, Roger?
R-
yeah thank god it was my sister's wastebasket not mine!!! EWWWW
Hey there. Scrotum and illness. Hmm... well so that means everytime I get into the bathtub where the water temperature is hovering just one degree below boiling point, I'd get sick? Wait, true biz, I did get sick from scalding. LOL. Karen von Pills, you're right. Take that I-pill with a glass of martini. I always find that having a Cosmo and a Valium always numbs my illness and sucks that scrotum right back into that dark cavity of the human corpus. LOL!
And yes, Cheney is such a fucking idiot. He actually brought the rifle to the press and said "I'm sowwy". Give me a fucking break. Child, call the NRA and revoke his license. (wait... does he even have one?!) God what an idiot. (Jack polishing his 12-gauge shotgun and planning an attack on an unmentioned "house", that one in DC.)
(Disclaimer: All messages above were not made with any threatening intentions, nor will any bodily harm actually result from the flagrant statements.)
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