Had any wardrobe malfunctions of your own, Sparkly? Any photos?
Good point, Ducko. Yeah, she DID used to be an actress, after all.
mary magdalene was a prostitute.
SHUTUP! NO! You have got to be kidding!! Mary Magdalene was a prostitute???? Was THAT what that stoning was all about???
Gee, thanks for clueing me in there Anonymous. I just never knew. Gee. Then it was especially nice of Christ to forgive her and all that. I just figured she had jaywalked or something....
...and I have it on good authority that Jesus was a common laborer, too.
That's the second time Anonymous has come in and said something of no value. At least I leave my name and e-mail address behind when I say something of no value...
I have had this discussion before on this blog. Thank God I was smart enough in my youth and even in acting to never do any nude or partial nude shots or parts. I have been trying to decide about whether to post my acting shots. They are funny because they are soooo 80's 'Dynasty.'
Maybe I will. Give you some notice and then put them up for 1 day. It's nice to remember how good you looked at 21. But it seems kinda egotistical though, so I don't know.
Hahhah...we'd love to see them! What's egotistical about re-living the past a bit? Were you in anything that we might have seen?
...and we can always hope.
Oh I have been through this. I mostly did Theatre in Dallas. I toured with an improv group also. I did some extra work on "Dallas" and I had a tiny tiny part in "the beast within" a horror movie of the 80's. Also a pizza hut commercial and some sort of jean commercial but only my butt in jeans was shown. IT's a glamourous life, I tell ya.
I never did make it to LA.
I think I'm speak for Ducker and the rest of us in requesting the butt in jeans picture. Hahhah!
Mary Magdalene: I would like a breast enlargement miracle.
Jesus: Mary, Your breasts are each the size of a grapefruit.
Mary: But yours are the size of grapes too.
Jesus: Grapefruit! Not grapes.
Guys in the background: Turn around. Show us your grapes.
Mary: I am confused.
Jesus: Of course you are.
Mary: About what!
Jesus: Don’t get me started. Besides, you are the one that said, ‘I am confused.’ You should know what you are confused about.
Mary: I thought that you just said that you were confused?
Jesus: I was quoting what you had said about being confused.
Mary: I am confused?
Jesus: Of course you are.
Mary: About what?
Jesus: Ok! You can have the breast enlargement miracle. How large do you want each of them to be?
Mary: The size of my head.
Jesus: But your head is the size of a grapefruit.
Mary: What about two heads?
Jesus: Fine!
Mary: What have you done?
Jesus: I have given you what you asked for, two heads.
Mary: Now I am twice as confused.
Jesus: “To each his own.”
MM was not a prostitute. The Bible nevers says she was.
(nowhere in the Bible does it say man goes to heaven either, but that is another story)
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