In his younger days, Colonel Sanders would tan under the heat lamps.
Dave at Garfield Ridge | Homepage | 06.05.05 - 9:43 pm | #

Aging well: advice from Hulk Hogan.
Alli | Homepage | 06.05.05 - 11:01 pm | #

"Popeye aged well."

"I AM ZEUS! BRING ME YOUR FINEST MEATS AND CHEESES!"

"Michael Jackson was driven to steroids after his trial..."

"Controlled by badgers."
Wonderduck | 06.06.05 - 12:49 am | #

I don't get that last one.
Rightwingsparkle | Homepage | 06.06.05 - 1:08 am | #

Dr. Gene Scott after a summer with Jack LaLanne.*

*I'm wondering if only CA people will get this one...
Darleen | Homepage | 06.06.05 - 1:27 am | #

Sparkly, where in the rules does it say that it has to make sense? The phrase "Controlled by badgers" amuses me...
Wonderduck | 06.06.05 - 1:48 am | #

Eeegad! Man Boobs!
Princess Kimberley | Homepage | 06.06.05 - 1:52 am | #

"Hello, everybody. My name is Horace McGillicutty. Do you want to have a powerful chest, mammoth arms, and a flat stomach, like me? If so, all you need to do is read my book, 'Bodybuilding My Way.' I'll show you the fastes... ooooooh, something shiny!"

"CUT!!! Props, get that off the set!"
Wonderduck | 06.06.05 - 1:54 am | #

"Jesse Duke before he went on the Boss Hogg Diet"
Mustang 23 | Homepage | 06.06.05 - 2:30 am | #

Santa Claus in the off season?
GroovyVic | Homepage | 06.06.05 - 7:39 am | #

Muscular, bearded, older man, seeks blue ox for adventure and folk tale creation.
Erik | Homepage | 06.06.05 - 8:24 am | #

Heh. Nice, Erik.
Wonderduck | 06.06.05 - 8:49 am | #

Does my butt look big in this?
Simon | 06.06.05 - 10:37 am | #

Gee, I thought there would be TONS of Santa references.
Rightwingsparkle | Homepage | 06.06.05 - 11:30 am | #

Holy cow! It's the wresler Jimmy Valiant, aka "The Boogie Woogie Man"! I haven't seen him in a while. You can check out more about him at .

So, rws, are you a closet wrestling fan?
Garry K | 06.06.05 - 3:08 pm | #

That URL is http://www.obsessedwithwrestling...my- valiant.html

Or, if the link still doesn't post,, go to the web site "Obsessed with Wrestling" (spell it all as one word).
Garry K | 06.06.05 - 3:10 pm | #

Garry...lol!! uhhh. no.

I had no idea. I don't even remember where I got the pic.

The Boogie Woogie man, huh? Not what I would have guessed his wrestling name to be.
Rightwingsparkle | Homepage | 06.06.05 - 4:20 pm | #

"So I sez, 'Pharoah, let my people go'! and I'm like, all up in his nostrils and everything. And he's all 'I'm not listenin to a slave or nuthin so get bent' and then we did that frog thing and that blood in the river thing and that firstborn thing.. well, lemme tell you, after that he was like 'their God, he's the shizzle'".

Yeah.
Dave in Texas | 06.06.05 - 7:04 pm | #

Would you like some candy?
Chet | 06.06.05 - 8:08 pm | #

Merlin decided it was finally time to pick up something heavier than a wand.
CR UVa | Homepage | 06.06.05 - 10:02 pm | #