When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he is not pushing himself up, he is pushing the Earth DOWN.
His comment, at least to me, is only somewhat more valuable than any other celebrity. I admit I like to hear people that agree with my perspective, and it is nice that he has actually spent some time there, unlike the moonbat left and most of the reporters. However, he brings nothing more to the table than the members of my former unit, the experiences of myself and close family members, and the troops on the ground.
Like I said, it is nice to hear that he shares our perspective, but it carries no more weight than Sean Penn's.
Ah, so now we know why the surge is working! They sent Chuck Norris over there! 
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