The rather mundane world of Rikaitch
Is that it? It looks like a bit of grape skin and the stick when you pull it out.
Glad to hear it smells of chocolate at least. Have you tried squeezing the stuff out, or getting Tania to suck it out for you?
*blinks*
Rule 34 notwithstanding?
Somewhere, I can hear a pharmacist snickering. The universe will get you when you ignore their warnings. They are patient people.
DEBSTER!!!!! EWWWWWW!!! lmao. Especially now with his "colourful" wording of the whole belly situation, I'm questioning flying over tomorrow, and wondering what I have let myself in for!! Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for him, along the way I've fallen for the big lump (Rik, not the belly button) but I draw the line at your suggestion!!! That has made me laugh sooo much. :0) Oh and Rik, I am proud that you sorted it out and are getting to see another doctor. I was VERY upset, that a doctor can just say "It's one of those things" and asks YOU what can he do about it!, (erm, he's the doctor) but now at least you can get a second opinion. x
Will you end up with an "innie" our an "outie"?
p.s. I was too scared to look at the picture.
Being unfamiliar with the whole setup you have there, whenever I have customers complaining about the doctors, I point out that they are consumers, and it is their right to go somewhere else, just as they would if they didn't like the service at my shop. But didn't look at the picture though. Is it better or worse than a maggot infested glue ear on a remote desert dwelling child?
Squeakypony: It's an innie now. It was very definitely an outie before the op.
Pseudonymph: It's not that bad a picture at all, just a couple of dark lumps on some gauze. And then you remember where it came from, and it makes you feel green.
Picture wasn't that bad, thought you were gonna make us see a picture of your disgusting belly button. But Debster's comments made me feel a bit green.
And I must say Tania... Good luck dealing with that smell!
Well I must say you lot have very weak stomachs. I am always happy to do a bit of home surgery. If you are squeamish about that as well I could always wipe the implements clean on my hankie before we start.
My hankies have a life of their own. I wash them annually whether they need it or not.
Debster: fancy sorting out my kids, nits, stomach bugs and threadworm all in one week! Damn school!
"...large titanium mesh that now sits behind my whole belly..."
Take that, Abs of Steel--Rik has Abs of Titanium!
Bertie - hold em down, shave their heads and give them worming pills. Sorted.
Pseudonymph - let's just say the jar of phlegmn has nothing to worry about from the pic. As a visual, ça faire rien. But his descriptions of the procedures, etc. are much more effective in the description department. 
I still think Broski is mean for not letting me collect and keep his falling off body parts. I would have them proudly on display in a glass cabinet in our dining room.
Hmmm.
That last comment from BLS makes me wonder if her real name is "Wednesday", and Rik is really "Pugsley"??
Crap!! They found out the truth about us Broski. Sewmouse - clever detective work.
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