The rather mundane world of Rikaitch
Oh no white socks !!!
What do you wear on the beach, then? Surely not the bovvers? Why not keep them as beach footwear, then everybody's happy.
Bertie: next up, bumbag/manbag, and one of those cute knotted hankies that you northerners insist on wearing on your heads in the summertime. And braces over singlets...
Now I've just had a flashback of the boys at school who had to wear 'Jesus boots'.
First of all, your world-wide audience should be told that the plonker in the third photo is not me. Even in the days when I was 30 pounds lighter!
Pseudonymph, the last time I took Rik to the beach was to collect sharks' teeth at Caspersen in Florida. (John loved it!) Rik had to walk barefoot in the sand. Mind you, after 8 minutes, he was tired of walking... (ducks, hides!)
The best type of footwear for the beach is "au natural" - i.e. naked feet! Granted, the sun can make the sand very hot to walk on, so one just walks faster. And it means that there is no wear or tear on extra, unecessary pieces of footwear.
A great alternative would be to stick a sanitary pad to the sole of each foot - no chance of burning feet now, but you might get shot by onlookers for being so weird.
Brown socks?
Rik warned me about this post earlier and just so you all know I will post a proper reply but need time to find the various links etc first (mwah ha ha! Look out Rik!).
I have sandals, but I get existential dilemmas about what socks to wear. The same with trainers.
My very comfy Karrimor walking Jebus boots broke yesterday. Couldn't beat them, and I never wore socks with them.
What are these "Jesus boots" of which you speak?
Debi - Jesus Boots refer to sandals in The Old British Empire. He (allegedly) wore similar items in the Holy Land. It is not a derogatory term. They are also known as JBs.
See Rik!!! Other men wear sandles without socks and like them and I bet they look very nice too!
Oh and with sandles I obviously recommend no socks (although in secret in the comfort of your own house they are actually quite comfy, shhh don't tell anyone), and with trainers I recommend trainer socks, or secret socks as I like to call them, they are the ones that stop just below you ankle and can barely be seen x
Lets face it, who on earth is going to go around looking at Rik's feet? Just wear what feels best.
When you're my height, you look at everyone's feet...
I don't care what I look like. I'll wear white socks and sandles, happily. Why not? Because of what other people think? Really doesn't bother me. That's why I'm short, fat and ugly.
I'll go now...
See! Even Sharon will wear sandles x
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