I once went to the rocket docket to review files from a big patent litigation (too many to just have them copied at fiddy cents a page and sent to us). I flew in on the red eye and caught the cab to Alexandria. I had a 35 mm camera to take pictures of physical exhibits, but security wouldn't allow it. They suggested I hide it outside in the bushes adjacent to the courthouse.

Don't trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer now...
Grandmaster Flasher | Homepage | 01.25.06 - 9:53 am | #

When I got my EMT certification in Winston-Salem, they told us stories of domestic violence involving grits. Really. You get angry and throw some of those things...and they stick and keep burning (hence the EMT calls).
kd | Homepage | 01.26.06 - 7:16 am | #