'i can't pee right.'

there is very seldom a follow-up question.
nita | Homepage | 02.09.06 - 2:16 pm | #

"I was drunk!"
chelle | Homepage | 02.09.06 - 5:24 pm | #

ok...so that might not go over well for missing work! lol
chelle | Homepage | 02.09.06 - 5:25 pm | #

Tie between "a small procedure" and "I suspect undercooked chicken."
Grandmaster Flasher | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 1:01 pm | #

My period, cramps.

Besides the ability to have children being able to use the "cramps" excause.
Michele | 02.10.06 - 4:08 pm | #

pinkeye.
kd | Homepage | 02.10.06 - 8:57 pm | #

My favorite one I ever used was, "I can't make it in to work, I've somehow sprung my door hinge on my car door and can't keep the door shut." Sadly it was actually true. I had to tie a rope to the door handle and drive very slowly to a repair shop.
Beanie | Homepage | 02.11.06 - 3:54 pm | #