Y'know that I love you dearly, right?

I hope that you've also noticed that, when you say nice things about me/plug me @ Wampum, etc., I'm the only one who responds in the comments.

I hate to break it to you, hon, but I think that I bore the living batshit out of your worldwide readership.

Either that, or they just don't give a shit, who knows?
Anntichrist S. Coulter | Homepage | 02.15.05 - 10:40 pm | #

And tell goddamned HaloScan to stop putting that link in the "homepage" shit --- I used that ONCE tonight, to irk The General, and now it's following me like a certain cretinous Kentucky troll who shall remain nameless (but never blameless!).

HaloScan is creeping me out.
Anntichrist S. Coulter | Homepage | 02.15.05 - 10:41 pm | #

I hate to break it to you, hon, but I think that I bore the living batshit out of your worldwide readership.

Either that, or they just don't give a shit, who knows?

It's possible that YOU are the only person besides me who actually reads this blog. :P

Listen, don't feel bad. My global readership didn't vote for me, either. The sonsofbitches.

In fact, I'm SICK of blogging for you ingrates ('cept you, Annti)! I HATE this blog! I'm LEAVing it, forEVER!
kc | Homepage | 02.15.05 - 10:45 pm | #

Actually, I wouldn't blame anyone for not reading this lousy blog, since I'm too damn lazy to update it.

Tomorrow, I swear, I'll update. It'll be good. Juicy JD Guckert revelations. Shocking! Stay tuned!
kc | Homepage | 02.15.05 - 10:46 pm | #

Oh, good goobledy gook Guckert.

I am so SICK of that whore motherfucker.

Don't get me wrong, I was real proud of S.Z. when she broke the shit and all, but DAMN, if I hear about that prostitute's supposedly eight-inch cock ONE MORE TIME --- I'm gonna rip it off, I swear. Marine or no fucking Marine --- even Marines have weak spots. Trust me on that one.

Can't you do something on Bechtel or Halliburton or similar douchebags ripping-off the tax-paying public?

Or maybe finally nailing St. Ann Of The Codpiece into her coffin with a sterling-silver dildo?

Anything but another Guckertism. That bullet-headed douchebag gives me dyspepsia.
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 02.16.05 - 10:22 pm | #

Is Ms Coulter hot?

Maybe we could tag team her...
MildlyDisturbed | Homepage | 02.18.05 - 12:05 am | #

Duuuuude(Dudette?)... you SO don't wanna go THERE. Even with a STOLEN dick.

{{{{{{{{{full-body shudder}}}}}}}}}}

I'll have to e-mail you her picture, just to cure you of THAT disease.
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 02.18.05 - 10:12 pm | #

Okay, kc, we can take this down now, right?

Please?
Anntichrist S. Coulter | 02.25.05 - 9:34 pm | #