Gravatar Further proof of the lack of existence of "higher powers" in the universe.

If there were a "god" --- Britney would've been born STERILE.

Yeah, yeah, a kid would totally blow her buff six-pack bullshit bod --- but she's gonna do it, you know. You just KNOW, that someday, just like Madonna, she's gonna want that ULTIMATE ACCESSORY, just so she can dress it in Prada onesies.

Fear for the gene pool.


Gravatar "Yeah, yeah, a kid would totally blow her buff six-pack bullshit bod"

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Hey, this kid would totally suck, bang, and blow her buff six-pack bullshit bod.


Gravatar Yeah, it's tough telling the maid to do shit for you. We run into the exact same problem. 'cept for the whole having a maid thing.


Gravatar Um, "the G" --- I dunno what kind of Norman Bates-type, Flowers-In-The-Attic sort of stuff you've been smoking/ingesting/reading/whatever, but that was SOOOOO not what I meant by "blow."

{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}

And "Thinking Popsicle"???

Remind me one day to tell you the Popsicle Story, NTodd... let's just say that certain young ladies should know when to keep their lips closed... so to speak...




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