Um, KC, honey... how familiar are you with the works of Bill Hicks?
If so, can you answer this question...
"Whatchu readin' for???"
I'm not familiar at all with Bill Hicks. Should I be? 
Ohhhh, yes, honey, yes. Just Google, there are multiple sites devoted to him. And if you wanna buy any, go to WaterlooRecords.com, the best local record store on the PLANET, and they have EVERYTHING that Bill ever recorded (they ARE in Austin, after all). You might also want to (if you're looking for good, small record stores) google for The Mushroom in New Orleans. One of my favorite places on the planet, period.
Now, the answer to the above question is...
"So that maybe I won't turn out to be a fuckin' WAFFLE WAITRESS!!!"
(i.e., not "what are you READING," but "what are you reading FOR???")
"If guys could blow themselves, you girls would be sitting alone watching an empty stage."
Now, the answer to the above question is...
"So that maybe I won't turn out to be a fuckin' WAFFLE WAITRESS!!!"
What's wrong with being a Waffle House waitress? Don't lay your occupational value judgments on me!
*sigh*
How did I know that you would go there... *sigh*
I just hope that you're kidding...
And if you've met the Waffle Waitresses that I've met (ESPECIALLY IN NORTH CAROLINA) --- you'd see that Bill wasn't being a job bigot, he was relating actual experience. Please see again, "Whatchu readin' for??"
And yes, MD, that's a good line. Although I'd have to say, of all his brilliant work, the "How They'll Find Jesse Helms' Body" and the "Rush Limbaugh Is A Scat Muncher" pieces were beyond "gold." They were fuckin' PLATINUM.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Are you telling me there's an actual Bill Hicks Waffle House waitress joke?
Because I AM a Waffle House waitress! And damn proud of it!
The only drawback is the job is so intellectually draining, it leaves me with scant mental energy to blog.
I think that you're pulling more than my leg here.
And yes, there is a Waffle House Waitress Joke. It goes with the whole Waffle House in Tennessee bit. Giant coffee, scary rednecks, the whole schmear.
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