MINIBOTTLES?!??!?!?
What, do they run the entire state like an AIRLINE?!??!!!
Luddites.
What, do they run the entire state like an AIRLINE?!??!!!
LMAO! Yes, it's much like an airplane. Only more crowded and stuffier. 
Fucking surreal.
I certainly hope that y'all still have some natural resources left (besides the awe-inspiring scenery), because it sure seems like NOBODY'S STICKING AROUND TO PARTY!
That is just so... illogical. Okay, granted, I lived in Bar Central for 12 years, so I'm a little snotty when it comes to alcoholic commerce, but MINIBOTTLES?!?!? That's just fucking retarded. And wasteful. And overly expensive. And as bass-ackwards as those drive-thru daiquiri shops that they have out in the suburbs of NOLA.
Drink and drive? Hell, you don't even have to come to a COMPLETE STOP!
And I'll tell you another thing --- okay, so I've only lived in 2 different states (3 if you understand that NOLA is actually a very small North Carribbean country), but the only bartender that's ever BOUGHT ME A CAB-RIDE HOME was in the seediest, nastiest bar in Uptown New Orleans. He was pretty fucking seedy, too, but he was a decent bloke. Thank heavens I never got drunk enough to take him up on any OTHER offers...
Oh, and not to babble incessantly or anything (Oops! Too late!), but I've purchased alcohol in bars in 8 different states, and I gotta tellya, Albuquerque has the shittiest bartenders and the rudest entertainment staff of anywhere I've been. And yes, that's INCLUDING Miami Beach, where Snotty is a way of life.
Okay, granted, I lived in Bar Central for 12 years, so I'm a little snotty when it comes to alcoholic commerce, but MINIBOTTLES?!?!? That's just fucking retarded. And wasteful. And overly expensive.
Yes, all that is true. Plus it's impossible to mix a good two-liquor drink with minibottles. But it was fun to flip the bottles in the trash after emptying them . . .
Oh, and not to babble incessantly or anything (Oops! Too late!)
No, no, please. Be my guest.
Somebody's gotta do some writing on this lousy blog!
Yeah, well, if you visited the comments sections on all your earlier posts, you'd see that I've been trying to keep it going... Did I scare everybody off with The Popsicle Story, or what???
More likely my global readership just got tired of checking a blog with no new posts.
Demanding bastards. Did Will Shakespeare write four or five new plays every day? Geez . . .
Well, ya know, you could just start posting funny pictures... I've got a backlog of sick/funny/weird shit, if you need any ammo to amuse the short-attention-span people.
Well, ya know, you could just start posting funny pictures...
Yeah, sure, crowd me out of the blogspere. Those crappy pictures are ALL I've got.
Jesus freakin' loves you.
More likely my global readership just got tired of checking a blog with no new posts.
Maybe you just need a spiffy, new background color
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