(E-mailed tonight)
Representative Altman:
Interesting.
Thankfully, I don't live in South Carolina, though I do have a dear friend who does live there. And I sincerely hope that her taste in men is substantially better than the intellect and discretion with which you appear to credit all women.
One might almost infer from your voting record that chickens (which most Americans EAT, instead of torture) mean more to you than the lives of women and children.
Don't all of you old-school politicians stump and beat the drum about "family values" and "protecting the family" (from what, I still don't understand) and all that rot?
So, to you, are we to assume that "family values" mean that no matter how much Mommy gets beaten and the kids get abused, NOBODY TALKS? Are those your values? Is that what you think is important, that NO MEN "GET PUNISHED"???
Interesting. I wonder how many women actually voted for you last time, and if they will continue to do so, because to me, that is one seriously deranged form of masochism, to endorse a lawmaker who doesn't care if you get beaten to death. But then, women voted for GWB, so who can tell anymore, right?
Nice priorities, sir. Real nice.
I wonder if they'd be the same if any of the women in your family were ever assaulted by someone that they loved?
Or would you suddenly CARE about what happens to women and their families, if that ever (fates forbid) came to pass?
Think about that at your next Sunday dinner, while you're munching-down on some hot, fresh, home-made fried chicken.
He was so drunk that I couldn't even translate his Midlandspeak. All I got was that he thought the guy from Syria was an impressive man ... or was that Lebanon? 
Annti, this wasn't even anywhere near Altman's worst moment.
Gen: Do you take the Yoo-nited Nations seriously?
Okay, KC, then top it.
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