hey i was a member of this club, until one of those many girls decided that she wanted me all for herself.
there was even a stage, where people used to screw around by talking about my apparent "gay" self. now that can get humiliating. interestingly, their mom's also have limitless faith when it comes to going out, and people like us are there.
i guess, hang in there, eventually, someone takes pity on us ! 
take it from me-- nice, funny girls like nice, funny guys. EVERY girl wants a guy who makes her laugh. The problem? Nice, funny guys aren't very exciting, and we like excitement, especially when we're young and can afford to do whatever stupid crap we want.
What fun would it be if the kind of guy we wanted to be with actually wanted to be with us? Ha.
I still a part-time member of that club but once in a while I'll throw in a overtly sexual comment to spin their heads a little.
I used to eat guys like you for breakfast.. just torture you, not realizing it. I left a wake of broken funny hearts, then damn if I didn't marry a funny nice guy.....
You actually say these things to women you know?
*shudder*
From what I've heard, though, you should enjoy it while it lasts. Apparently, the day you are no longer single, all these women could blackmail you by threatening to repeat your words, in front of your girlfriend.
Scared? 
Anyway. Until then, the single saga goes on...
I have already been threatened, Rajesh.And if these girls could hear what I tell her; they'll be shocked, to say the least
And now you've left me royally confused :D But I get the sneaky suspicion that that was exactly the desired effect
These nice, funny guys sure know how to complain and entertain at the same time. First Rajesh, now you. Awesome stuff!
FYI, tampons don't have wings. Not that you wanted to know that, but hey its my comment so I can choose to educate you on such pointless stuff, can't I? Now that I think about it, here's another way of looking at that statement - Nice, funny guys are tampons with extra wings. They don't exist!
Stumbled upon your blog from your comment on Rajesh's. Plan to visit again!
Hmmm... my bad; well then, it seems tampons either have wings or not.So, I will rephrase it too tampons with wings
Hillarious.
Keep it up and the weeny will see some action soon. The funny bone is the surest path to a girl's heart!
wit is the most important quality in a man; second is compassion; third is intelligence. Everything else is gravy.
Take it from a woman who knows
thanks for visiting my blog--will be back here
pia
courtingdestiny.com
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FYI, tampons don't have wings.
*squirm*
So, I will rephrase it too tampons with wings
Please, please! Stop! I can't take this anymore! Heeeeeeeellp! Moooommmmmmyy! Oops! No. Daaaaaaddy!
Stop before she tells you that tampons don't have wings, extra or otherwise.
Isn't it enough that we have to watch the ads on television?
I mean even Captain Kirk never went this far!
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These nice, funny guys sure know how to complain and entertain at the same time.
Telling a guy that his life's tragic love story is "entertaining"... People find humour in the strangest places, eh Rohit?
This account is purely fictitious; life swings my way too
You backstabber!
hi, breezed in here from a comment you left on my page. thanks btw !
interesting post. thought i'd leave my 2cents (if they're even worth that much).
coming from a gal who's had her share of the nice & the funny, all i have to say is : actions really do speak louder than words. just go for it. us gals don't like guessing games (as much as we love dissecting and analysing every single eyeblink)
um yeah. and tampons don't have wings. pads do, though. maybe that's what you meant ?
We've all been in that boat. Enjoy it! You may fall out!
Wallowing in ignorance about tampons and wings; these darn tv commercials sure know how to spread misinformation :|
"This account is purely fictitious; life swings my way too "
I wish it was the same in my case!
Being a nice, funny guy will get you THE girl. Trust me.
Hey, don't worry about your girl problems, you just haven't found the right one yet. I used to have such a low opinion of so many of the opposite sex, and I still do, but I didn't know that this girl existed and she does! I have been with her for a year now and I can only hope we last many more. I must say I enjoyed your latest entry, you speak very eloquently and I enjoyed reading your post. You say "dude" in India?
I thought we only said that in California.
hehe..you are funny. Oops!
And you know what, I'm sure life swings a hell lotta way towards you. Your blog talks!
Just came by to thank you for commenting on my blog.
And singledom is amazing, in a non cut-your-heart-and-feed-to-crocodiles kinda way.
Oh and you like Dire Straits? Excellent!
I feel for you my brother...
It's funny how often nice/funny goes with sad/lonely.
" I think that girls think of nice guys as an emotional pad.Nice, funny guys are pads with wings." ROTFL
Good post man!
AHAHAHAHA!!! aala! bohat aala!
Am 'fucking'azing post ..
Add another fan to ur burgeoning list ..
Nice guys finish last ..
Atleast that seems to hold true in my case..
I just happened to reach here via one of Sojish's posts..You are real funny!!
Thats was one helluva "FUNNY" write - up....
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