Very clever. Didn't you used to write for the Onion?
fasterplease | 06.24.05 - 12:44 pm | #

Nope, although I remeber wishing I had been a paert of them, once upon a time. . .

-T
The Therapist | 06.24.05 - 12:52 pm | #

"DNC Chairman Howard Dean also held a small protest by flying a small 4-cycle ultra-light aircraft into inflatable towers."

brilliant!

I am so glad I found your site.

I am glad someone else laughs at the hysteria.

warm regards,

//jay
jcrue | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 3:10 pm | #

Seriously, you're funny. Perhaps you can team up with the Ace of Spades, Jonah Goldberg and the guy from Protein Wisdom and put together the anti-Onion. Call it "The Leek" or "The Turnip" or somesuch. Just make sure not to include Smoove B.
fasterplease | 06.24.05 - 3:55 pm | #

Jeff Goldstein is the protein wisdom guy. And he loves Martha Stewart.
Hoodlumman | Homepage | 06.24.05 - 4:02 pm | #

ACE-A-LANCHE!
CraigC | 06.24.05 - 5:00 pm | #