Holy shit, that was one of the funniest posts I have ever read, and yet it has a ring of truth to it that is also kinda chilling. Great stuff.
Dear God, I believe I have soiled myself. Satan's subtlety strikes again!
You hit a home run with this one, Therapist. I need a new keyboard!
No, I really do.
Thankfully, Oliver Willis has demanded that annoyingly obtuse bloggers be first in line for new keyboards when the waters recede.
I howled.
that was GREAT.
"My apprentice,Hillary"
LOL!!!! Too funny!
I like right wing hit pieces, because they provide a handy index of who the Republicans are afraid of.
One thing I do credit you for is that you are nothing if not united. You don't give a FUCK how hypocritical or illogical you are: You just get your marching orders and follow them.
Hillary is too eager to launch the investigative process? I suppose this means she's overzealous about looking into alleged Republican improprieties. After you thigh-rubbing dunderheads spent two years investigating cum stains on dresses, how could you read that with a straight face? Are you SHITTING me?
Oh, and by the way, check your work for typos next time (see below). Jackass.
"I want be clear," says Satan
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Well, I was going to say that I was feeling a little sorry for Satan having to work with the likes of Nancy Pelosi, et al in the Dem. Party, but then I read his above post. Sorry, Satan, I have no sympathy for you, you vile, lying Prince of Darkness. Hope you enjoy the fire!
P.S. How pathetic to try and disguise your name as Steve. Steve/Satan--They're not the different.
This comment gives me real hope. Honest.
But I have one thing to say to Steve The "Bastrd:" I may have omitted the word "to" from a sentence, but I have yet to misspell my own moniker--oddly enough yours speaks to illegitimacy--kind of like your whole rant, actually.
-T
This makes me SO glad you didn't really retire from this blog. We
NEED our Therapist - even if you do
make us spew coffee out our noses.
I can't tell you how much I liked that post...sheer brilliance.
I'm in awe.
That was just fantastic.
Please keep it up and don't put down that pen--well, keyboard...
As for Steve, like they say, "Throw a rock at a pack of dogs and the one that comes out barking is the one that got hit..."
Does anyone have a copy of tomorrow's marching orders? I misplaced mine.
Holy Crap! No wonder Steve the raving pre-pubescent Bastard is depressed.
With the Satanists pulling out, his party is looking at the a s s end of a 67% to 33% thrashing at a minimum.
However, Satan is not without a well developed sense of suffering economy. Think of the visage we will be treated to when Nancy Pelosi's face is no longer propped up by evil.
On a brighter note, do not waiver Mr. Therapist, I fully appreciate and enjoy your site. If only we could figure out how to couple your commentary with the Daily Show. It might be entertaining again despite Mr. Stewart.
After being told the headline during dinner, I almost choked from laughing so hard. The article of course lived up to the idea.
See, that's just like Satan to coddle and woo the Dems, and then just when they think they have the rhetoric and program down, to back off and not support them, leaving them to fend for themselves in their pitiable moonbat states.
I guess now that they've exposed themselves to total public humiliation (and sandwiches ;~) they're not as much of a concern as Satan's next project. Thoughts, anyone?
Thanks for the laugh!!!
Ha-ha! One of your best!
Keep up the good work!
I wish it were true that Satan was abandoning the Democrats but alas I don't believe it is so. Satan is the master of deceit, lies and chaos. For chaos, it would be hard to top the New Orleans Mayor and the Louisiana Governor, and one could probably throw in the head (former) of FEMA as well. All of the various Democratic leaders mentioned including others like Nancy Pelosi all competed to see who could tell the biggest lie of course blaming President Bush for the Katrina disaster. The leftist liberal newspapers in support of the Democratic lies all published deceitful articles.
No, I think that all the prominent Democrats have long ago sold their souls to Satan and Satan is now using these people for his own devious purposes.
Wait, is that Satan or Stalin? Ah, hell, makes no difference either way, except that Stalin still gets good press from the NYT.
You live in a strange neigborhood.
Welcome.
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