Gravatar Occluded-hemmorage. That's either a search term combination, or the name of a new Chinese SUV.


Gravatar how can anyone be so funny using so few words? you are the man!


Gravatar The Chinese government has now decided that impending searches are also worthy of censoring… therefore, Google will be compelled to complete search terms in advance of the actual entering of any text and route them to a small building with a propositioned executioner.

To make this new web option attractive to their citizens, the Chinese government will even pay for the bullet that kills them. This is a first for China who has previously charged the immediate surviving family for the cost of the actual killing.

An unnamed Chinese government official said that, “democracy is indeed on the march here!”.

Google has no ‘on the record’ comment, but suggests that all Chinese users of its search engine bring their own body bags… just in case.


Gravatar Therapist! Glad to see you are back!




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