This just reported to the Washington correspondent for the BBC:
(Rough Draft) Interview of eye witness to execution of a recognized political leader.
I know a guy who's fiancee used to work in a top-secret office in Arlington. Well, she has a friend that dates the chief medical examiner for unexamined foreign dead guys, or something like that. Anyway, she says this guy with a beard and turban was wheeled in on this stretcher and the guy has on black sneakers and he smelled really awful. So they take the guy in the back, they think he's dead see, and he sits straight up on the stretcher and holds his head and yells and moans like in some foreign language or something. Like "Ohhhh my head hurts all uh a black bear", you know what those guys sound like when they get all excited. Anyway, the medical guy has to go on a date with this friend of mine and they have reservations for some real exclusive place and he's already running late. So the guy gets a chainsaw that they keep in the room where they cut the guys up, and pushes the other guy back down on the stretcher and says "You're supposed to be dead anyway, so this won't really matter" and saws the guy down the middle right there on the table. Then he says to an assistant "Here. Finish the autopsy for me. I gotta go" and runs out the door. Turns out that the medical guy is Donald Rumsfeld's son. And the guy on the stretcher who everybody thought was this guy Zarcowee or whatever, is really that guy who ran with Kerry. Edwards? Yeah. John Edwards. Isn't that weird?? I heard that Karl Rove flew over there in a Pentagon airplane and dropped the bombs himself, but I don't really believe it...
Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel
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