Inspiring dogma from the Hiliest of Hillies - Haliest of Haleys - Huliest of Hullies - Heliest of Hellies - okay, something like that there!

Where can I donate my first born to your cause, oh mighty Kehova? (Take my first born, please).

The fact that you have been retroactively able to put your finger (so to speak) precisely on the place in history where this all could have been prevented - if only one's zipper had stuck in the closed postion that day - is just amazing, and speaks of your emminent qualifications to be married the the Heinz lady, etc., etc.
49erDweet | Homepage | 07.25.06 - 8:19 pm | #

And had he not been such an outrageous ass and such a craven liar, there would not be three Purple Hearts on his womanly chest.

Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel
Dan Patterson | 07.26.06 - 2:12 pm | #

Anybody can buy those. A couple of palpable scars would be a nice enhancement, but who cares, right?

-T
The Therapist | 07.26.06 - 3:19 pm | #

Did I forget to mention I was in Vietnam?
John Kerry | 07.27.06 - 12:19 am | #