I hope you stay safe and thanks for caring enough to go!
ted | Homepage | 06.18.07 - 4:02 pm | #

J0hN! J00 R0x0R, d00D!

I'm surprised Curtis "Dr. Van Nostrand" Smith didn't volunteer to be guest blogger.

Of course, I volunteered, but Ryan ignored me as usual.
Art Vandelay | Homepage | 06.19.07 - 10:41 am | #

Art -

I am sorry that I didn't respond to your comment that you wanted to be a guest blogger. I guess I thought you were just kidding. Maybe next time shoot me an e-mail. Thanks.

-Ryan
Ryan | Homepage | 06.29.07 - 12:02 pm | #

That's OK, Ryan - you wouldn't have liked what I had to say anyway...basically that we are all a bunch of overpaid blabbermouths who aren't good at anything besides manufacturing truckloads of BS every day.

It's nice, though, that you do charity work with your church. Though, as an X-ian, it must bother your conscience a little, doing PR for a defense contractor. I can't imagine what key messages I'd develop for one of your products:

- Now with MAXIMUM explosive power to maim and kill more efficiently than ever before.
- Boost your kill-to-collateral-damage ratio by more than 100 percent!
- Try our exclusive AccuTarget(TM) technology to destroy people and structures with 95.2 percent accuracy.
- Our missles KILL ENEMIES DEAD the first time...every time.
- Our new cluster bombs are made from 100 percent recycled Vietnam-era land mines, and that's great for the environment.

Don't get me wrong, I don't blame you - hell, it would be a good challenge to make weapons sound both beneficial to society and attractive to customers. But I'll bet some days, you wish you were hawking washing machines and refrigerators instead of instruments of death and dismemberment.
Art Vandelay | Homepage | 07.06.07 - 10:45 am | #