Lord knows what it would have been like had you taken the baby.
(Variations on that joke now playing on ITV7, most nights)
I'm trying to think of something even vaguely witty playing on the word "tip". So far I've come up with: "Maybe the hoteliers should leave you a tip? Like, 'Don't forget the baby-wipes when you go on holiday with a baby!'?" But the only slightly funny thing about that is that it ends with four different punctuation marks. Or how about: "Did you leave your home a tip too, or is it always that untidy?" But neither of those are half as funny (or as succinct) as JonnyB's masterful one-liner, so I think I'll just give up, leave the humour to the professionals, and wait for something enuresis-inducing from the incomparable Mr Angry....
party on!!!
Don't you just hate JonnyB sometimes?
Yes Angela. It's bad enough that he's funny on his own site, overshadowing our efforts at witty commentary, without going outborough and doing the same.
If you leave huge tips, you are welcome to my house too, although I'm not sure about the baby yet. (And I agree on the comments about JohnnyB)
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