Bibliosquirrel: Share Your Nutmeat
Ah yes! What better way to wrap up 90 minutes of pointless running than with sorting through the minutia you weren't paying attention to during the game because it wasn't as interesting as. . . . running?!? Why let something as trivial as scoring get in the way of a sporting event.
Pointless? All that running around involves strategy, cunning, and stamina. If you watch the best teams in the world play - Brazil, Argentina, Manchester United - you'll see the level of art that comes into all that "pointless running." Dear lord, I'm turning European! I blame the Irish in me.
Scoring isn't everything, mi amigo. And it's all worth it just so I don't have to suffer through all those horse farting beer commercials, keep up with inane statistics, and most of all, so I can get my fill of handsome men sporting thighs that can crack Brazil nuts.
If you want to ogle dudes, go to LaBare, but don't call soccer a "sport." After 90 minutes of pointless running you're in the same position you were when you started? 1-1, or worse, 0-0, yeah, I call that pointless. If score isn't important, then why bother? Run a marathon and stop pretending that soccer is a sport.
LaBare dudes are mere pretty boys with overdeveloped and overly oiled chests. Besides, the women in that place are incredibly distracting what with their hooting and hollering and generally acting like they ain't never SEEN a man before, much less a gay man in a g-string.
So...to test your theory. If a football game features a drive downfield that results in 0 points being scored, does that make all the shoving and blocking and running totally pointless? And worse yet, what about baseball? Or any sport with either a low or no score at all? Hockey? NASCAR???!!!
What exactly are the rules for calling something a sport?
I think we should abolish no-hitters from baseball and goal line stands from football. They are... pointless.
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