And the chaos continues...
what if people only stare for 5 minutes?
Wait, people are PETTING you? That's not cool.
Oh yeah. I get pet often, especially by one of my closest friends and her family members. You would think that I wouldn't be so creeped out considering I've known them for about 22 years, but I am.
When I saw her/them on Friday night, I definitely walked into the room with my hands wrapped around my stomach in total defensive mode, trying to avoid the inevitable petting. I also told her when she attempted to do it again later in the evening that the additional pressure of her hand (+ existing pressure from the baby) might make me pee myself. That kept her at bay.
This might be a stupid question, but when exactly is the due date?
Can we thump you like a melon and make predictions about your actual due date/hour?
Also? Saying that pressing on you might make you pee yourself would totally NOT be a deterrent to me. In fact, it might actually encourage me.
Also, also? If I can teach your kid to hotwire cars and pick locks and launder money, I will totally babysit. I could start me a little underage crime ring and call myself "Fagin". It'd be super cool.
You know, Network Geek, I would probably actually laugh if someone tried to "thump me like a melon". It would at least be funny compared to the awkward petting.
And no guessing needed on the due date -- it's June 23rd.
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