I nearly died laughing when they plastered these signs all over Dallas, because clearly, God is not in charge of Texas drivers.
And... I got cut off... anyway it reads:
"Looking for a sign from God? THIS IS IT!!! Worship here!" And it has an arrow pointing to the church. Now, I'm not particularly religious, but that sign has always bothered me. Like the bumper stickers that say "In case of rapture, the car's yours!" It's like, umm... excuse me, but isn't that a display of PRIDE? Pride because you think you're better than me because you go to church all the time? And isn't pride one of the seven deadly sins? Huh. Guess I'll see you in hell (aka rush hour traffic, in a construction zone).
There's a small billboard in Vegas (right next to a church) that reads "Looking for a sign from God? THIS IS IT!!!
This is hilarious. *You* are hilarious. I couldn't agree more. Also fun, try driving in Hollywood on Sunday before, during, or after the Oscars. THAT will be great fun. Anyway, I digress, where exactly is this billboard posted?
I got to your blog via pamie's, by the way, and wanted to let you know that god recently posted a sign at a church, as well, letting me know, "let's all meet at my house before the big game this sunday! signed, God". I wouldn't've even known about the superbowl if he hadn't shouted-out to it like that!
Homer: God is teasing me. Just like he teased Moses in the desert.
Marge: *Tested,* Homer. God *tested* Moses.
I never use God's name in vain. There is always a perfectly good reason.
Dear God: I didn't use your name in vain. I used it in Pocatello.
Jeeze, God sure told you didn't he?
Keep mocking my PR campaign, I'll make the Internet slow too.
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