Late, but I stumbled across this entry and I just have to give you an Interweb high five. Sounds like you're much, much better off without him.
Coming late to the party, but I thought I'd comment anyway. You know what I can't get past? Putting it all in his LJ for you to see. Did he not know you read it? Why put you on his friends list if he didn't want you to find out? It makes no sense - oh wait. It's LJ. It makes perfect sense.
I hate to make broad, sweeping generalizations (which is just my way of warning you that one is on the way) but my experience with people who use LJ is that they're socially inept and have no idea how to have relationships with real people, as opposed to the personas people create for their online presence. I've discussed it elsewhere so I won't go into it here, I'll just say good riddance to him. LJer and refusing to talk about this except by IM - just get on the bike already.
When he looks at his fingernails, does he splay or curl?
so...you're the girl who writes the 7H recaps. Brilliant. Just brilliant. and hey, this is coming from someone who likes the show.
First off? Boy's a tool.
I've only experienced this level of stupidity when my ex-boyfriend brought his old girlfriend (whom he had taken up with again) to my birthday party exactly one week after dumping me. Classy.
Secondly, I took a peek at his LJ (no comments left behind) and, um, isn't his avatar a little girl?
He identifies with being a little girl in a little pink sweater?
Alrighty then.
Wow. Sorry that you had such a horrible V-day. But you gained from it 
and that dickwad will probably end up cheating on that webcam girl aswell.. psh w/e and he's as gay as rainbow ink, seriously! I also have the same shirt as him and im a girl :P we should start a club. haha. And this post rocked so much by the way! props to you for dumping his lame ass.
sara girl...
you win for the worst Valentine's Day story ever. 
i'm sorry he was a fucktard. you sound like you rock the house, so FUCK HIM!
and can i have his LJ name so i can add him? 
just kidding!!! but it would be funny to tell him to kiss it and fuck off. heh. i'm evil like that, yo!
Sara,
First time I've come across your blog, from a link by pamie. It won't be the last.
Utterly hilarious way to deal with a mortifying situation. Rock on!
Found him on liveJournal, couldn't resist. What a tool! I take back what I said before... You can (and should) make fun of him as much as you want.
Question is, what did you see in him in the first place?
I didn't actually realize that you could search LJ interests and track TGIBS down through them. If I had, I wouldn't have written them here. I would strongly discourage anyone from going to his LJ to write negative comments or whatever, because that's not necessary. Let's leave it all here, please.
LiveJournal.com + Interest Seach + Stretch Shirts = Big Ol' 'Mo Blog.
Haha.
Sorry Sara. I bookmarked your site after reading your post on the Survivor party and just checked it this morning for the first time in a while. That guy sounded like such an ass anyway and you deserve better. Hell, if you're ever in NYC, give me a call!
I'm sorry for the situation, but at least you got some comedy out of it. In fact, the funniest thing of all is the comment from "George" below.
"You dont know me, i dont know you. but id hit it. i mean id hit you. tap you."
Thanks for clearing that up!
"And by tap you I mean I would put my thing in your hoo-hah. By which I mean I would partake in sexual congress with you. Thing means penis."
Excellent post, and good riddance. I'm proud of you for dumping the jerk. On to bigger and better!
sounds like the scumbucket i've been having sex with for the last six weeks. dear lord, if i express any emotion whatsoever it is as if i've said, ... i wouldn't even know what hideous thing would be appropriate. if for some outrageous reason i deign to discuss something other than him or his fabulousness, i get treated like pure shit & the subject goes right back to him. no care toward me whatsoever. zero. and i am justifying this how? that he's good in bed, very good, very very good? that good? mmm yes. i am stupid. i gave him a card for vday, nothing sappy, no hearts, no fawning, just a little thanks for the great sex card.... and a thanks about four days later. nice. that was MY valentine's day. worst case scenario i may just "accidentally" bite the fuck out of him the next time i go downtown. motherfucker has a picture. of. his. mother. hanging. on. his. living. room. wall. does that say it all or what?? hah, and i'm the one with the problem!
my scumball? probably no
He sounds like a grade-Z slimeball.
I don't know you Sara, but I seriously hope I run into you at a bar in LA and promise to buy you a beer if that ever happens. Props to you for turning a typically "guys are dumb" experience into a monumentally funny well-written recount.
I found out about the cheater on a computer, too. These boys need to change their passwords or delete emails from ther other woman.
TSK TSK.
Hope you doin' ok.
Oh wow. He deserves a spot in the MUSEUM of FREAKS that my friends and I started for guys we used to date.
Ok, so i dont know u, but hey, this guy sounds like a complete **** (insert your own explietif)
Hope u find a man next time
Helen x
And why protect HIS identity?
(P.S. I notice you are originally from Berlin, CT. I am originally from Willimantic, CT. It's just as weird there too.)
What is his lj site? I want to point and laugh.
Like you need the validation of a total stranger, but, seriously? Asshat. And the shaving-his-body-hair thing? TOTALLY gay. Unless he's a professional body-builder (gay) or a swimmer (probably gay), he's gayer than a gay tree full of gay monkeys on Pride Day.
--Loree (I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is
Hey, "anonymous" -- a quick search of your IP address revealed that you're using a server from the company I used to work for. Meaning that you're either TGIBS's roommate (the one who isn't getting screwed over) or you're someone who is otherwise bitter towards me from there. Either way, try concealing your identity a little bit before you comment again, okay?
To everyone else who left such amazingly nice and supportive comments -- thank you! I wasn't expecting all this, and it's great, and it helps.
I think that guy rules.
Oh holy poop. I had a similar experience with LiveJournal where I found out MY Guy I've Been Seeing (and driving my ass four hours one way every other weekend to do so) had ANOTHER Guy He'd Been Seeing. And writing about it on his LiveJournal (the tool of the stupid, I've determined) A quick email to his other paramour and then a 10 min IM session fixed his wagon. We called him on conference and dumped his ass at the same time. He cried, like the pussy he is. Funny story: the other guy? Totally hot, and we've hooked up. Sent pics to the asshat, too.
Seriously, what kind of asshat gives his girlfriend the password to his "secret" LJ account - and then proceeds to post entries about the other chicks he's trolling for there? And then, when confronted, not only lacks the minerals to discuss it in person, but even blows you off in IM, as if HE's the one who was betrayed? Mr. My-Skin-is-a-Bump-Garden is lucky he came out of this with only his reputation damaged. Here's to better days for you, and better boys.
What a dick. Great entry, though! Sing it!
sara, i don't know you, but this is awesome.
good job. and fuck that stupid guy - he doesn't deserve you (which of course you already know!).
Going through a similarly sucky situation. She'll never fly out and he'll try and beg you back because "he's ready to talk to you." Fuck him! Don't give in!
just as an fyi - I have the same shirt he is wearing in that picture, and I AM A GIRL.
Just saying.
Yeah, Mat, relationships don't work out all the time when ONE PARTY IS A DINK. This isn't a women vs. men thing, it's a "Sara rocks and this clown sucks" thing. Don't bring up that old Men are from Mars shit.
Women are so naive, the signs were probably there all along but you didn't see them. You're just pissed cause you got burned. Relationships don't work out all the time, and women are just as bad as guys. Do you know what you do... move on!
-Not GUBD
Can I leave comments in his LJ about what a pretentious ass he is?
You are lovely and obviously deserving of so much better. Don't date guys who don't make you laugh!
Sara, I'm sorry that you had to endure this assclown in any way, but wow, I admire how you suffered for the art of an excellent blg entry.
Here's hoping the next one deserves you. And hoping the current one's girlfriend forwards this to him with "OMG, teh funniest weblogg!!"
That? Kicked ass. Bravo. He looks like an ass in that pic too.
Is it wrong to take so much laughter from your post? Loved the way you handled it. Class always win through.
I now believe St V day 2005 to be the suckiest.
My Christ. The empathetic anger combined with the complete and utter understanding of how hysterical/idiotic these events are...words cannot convey.
Shaves his body hair!? Yeeeaaah....he doesn't look like a triathlete to me. Apologies to the gay community are in order for sending him their way, but you my dear, will go forth and continue to kick ass. Beautiul!
Smarts, doesn't it? Mine came in the form of a public declaration OF MY BRA SIZE less than a week after the big V (not my bra size, by the way), on which he gave me a ninety-dollar teddy bear. An awesome gift if I was Marie Osmond. But you may have guessed by now: I am not.
He sucks. You are awesome and wicked, and he deserves the foot you just put through his chest.
Rock.
Well, that was sweet. I've pondered doing the same to my recent ex who's already shacking with another chickee...but how could it be better than this excellent post? And that guy was an ass; you're obviously not; thank god it's done.
Dude, what an ass! But this is seriously the best revenge posting I've ever seen. Nicely done.
The best part of this: "sara, i'm not going to sit and have you pick at me, i'll im you when i want to talk to you again." WHAT?! Did he actually think he had the right to blow you off becase you wanted to talk to him about HIS cheating? It's been said, but you're so much better than him.
What an asshole. Good for you for calling him on his shit and, through this blog entry, letting whoever reads it know what an ass he is. You deserve better, and props to you for realizing it.
Moral: Do not fuck with a Damn Hell Ass King. We will cut you.
You dont know me, i dont know you. but id hit it. i mean id hit you. tap you.
God, that sucks horribly, but if it's any consolation, that was the best blog entry I've read anywhere in weeks. Here's to online revenge: the truth always hurts harder there.
Sorry you had to go through that. What a fucking asshole. But I loved reading about it, because it's written so well.
What a loser he is! I'm sure the homosexual community doesn't want him either Love the tent awning striped shirt he is wearing in that picture [hurl]! Good riddance to red bumps boy!
3 years ago, three days before Velentine's Day, I found out my boyfriend of a year was cheating on me due to his not logging out after checking his e-mail on my computer. Men who cheat should learn that computers are NOT their friends.
That picture tells the whole story. He looks like a schmuck, and you're all, "I know I'm better than this, but I'm young and bored. Whatdoyado?".
Oh my God. An actual civilian in the GBC -- and, even worse, the kind who acts like you're "getting hysterical" when you call him on his crap. "Awesome." Not.
"The one who deserves better than you"? Rock. Excellent way to finish. Congratulations.
Man, you TOTALLY deserve better than that. The fact that he advertised his webcam weirdness is SO ODD. I just will never understand how some boys can be so completely dumb.
Sorry hun,
That's awful! V-day blows big time. Mine was already ruined by a similar situation, so I feel your pain! I'm starting to get over mine and I hope each day gets better. Doesn't it just burn you how much energy we devote to these losers when we're with them, much less when we have to deal with losing them (either by their choice or ours)?? Visit www.fuckvday.com for some belated but funny stuff. Hang in there!
Good lord, that sucks. Boys are retarded. I am sure you will find one that is much better than this joker. Why is it that when boys are confronted with something bad, they can't discuss it in person or on the phone but have to resort to electronic communication. Idiots.
'He's just not that into you'? Fuck that bullshit - how about 'You are SO much better off without that Douche'.
Honey, get the fuck over him now. He's not worth the effort.
Read about all the shit he's done. That's not a man you want to be seeing; it's a boy you should be avoiding.
darling? he hated his mother?
that is rarely coming from an ok dude.
you're much better without that.
Well done to you for confronting him and dismissing him for what a tosser he is! I'm sorry you had to go through such a frustrating experience.
You go! Seriously, I understand the rage you must feel. Or the disgust. Or perhaps, the seething hatred. Or all three. Boo. I will stick pins in a little clay effigy of him for you if it will make you feel better.
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