oh that's why I saw that swarm of grasshoppers flying down Yonge street this morning....
Being someone who also has set their hair on fire (equally innocent - someone lighting a girls smoke behind me and my recently hairsprayed 'do went up like tinder) I would never report you to Child Services. If you saw the size of the bump on Bumpers head you might do it on me (I swear she is learning to walk before she can crawl - she's hell on wheels!).
I send you positive vibes and I hope the rest of the week goes smoothly.
Hahaha I won't call CAS on you if you don't call them on me, my baby has a huge gash on his head because I was frantically cleaning up the dog hair before our company came over and...
Baby was in the swing...
The broom was resting on the entertainment unit while I vacuumed...
Next thing screaming baby because...
The broom slipped, knocked a watering can (plastic from IKEA) off the windowsill and it flew over a foot to land upside-down on my baby's pooor little noggin
It almost looked like he was going to have two black eyes, but that seems to be because of the crying. So it went away (thank god)...
Oh and then there was the two lakes of poo yesterday, so much poo the diaper could not absorbe it so I changed him in the bathtub. So figuring he is done pooing for the day I decided to share a bath because we were both hot and sweaty....
pooooooooooooo in the bath!!! OMG! EEEWWWwwwwwwwwwww! So I emptied the tub, washed him again, and took a shower.
Mommyhood ain't it grand?
Oh. My. God. What a week.
You need to buy a lottery ticket because your luck has GOT to turn around in a better direction soon.
There is nothing like the smell of burning hair either ... yikes.
I agree it's got to get better. Brenda's incident above sounds like that ad for the headache medicine with the chain reaction. Hang in there!
this weekend must be sucking hard for everyone. I don't know anyone that isn't in a foul mood including me. Bored, hungry and did I mention bored? But my hair didn't catch on fire so you win.
That must have been so embarassing! I had something similar happen to me once, but fortunately I was at home and nobody was around to see it.
I hope things go better hon! Yikes!
Hmm, trying to come up with a smart ass comment. But, um, your hair was on fire and, you know, that's kind of hard to top.
heh.....total jokes...totally forgot that I used my HAND to pat your hair down. HA! Sooo good to see you babes! xoe
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