OMG! I think I just pissed myself. Yes, I just had a baby too, and maybe the damn kegels have been completely destroyed (kid #2 here, it is possible). But this post is utterly hilarious. Glad you are up for sex--to bad the Dog is not. And snoring? Gotta be the first time in history this is recorded he slept when he should have been up (pun intended).
OMG!!! You are hilarious. LMAO!!! I just recently came across your blog and I love your humor and bluntness. I've been reading the entries that I can when my computer doesn't freeze up. I hope that you can get your page fixed, wish I could help, but I'm computer illiterate when it comes to that. Any way, hopefully you'll get some much needed nookie soon, and the Dog will be "up" for that in all ways.
I can't say I get your desire to get the ball rollin' again so soon, but more power to you. When I had my 6 week check-up, my doctor didn't even look to see if everything was intact. He just asked me a few questions and sent me on my way. I don't quite understand how he could do that, but nonetheles, we went ahead with the sex-thing anyways. It worked, more or less.
ok, i've seriously been jonesing for brokeback mountain lately. i thought i was being all sensitive and highbrow, but clearly, i'm just a perv.
hilarious Scarb. Crossing that line as always, taking me where I really hadn't thought I could go.
I thought that waxing scene was from "a million little pieces".
how the hell do you have time to watch a movie?
you make it sound all relaxing.
I'm hiding in the bathroom typing this and have to keep rewinding Oprah to hear what stupid Jessica Seinfeld is saying over my baby screaming.
Too fucking funny!
I too dig Brokeback dudes. Glad I'm not the only one!
But, I have absolutely no interest right now in putting anything near My Frankenpussy, despite the go-ahead from my doctor.
But, he did give me some advice that I can pass on to you -- he said "Trust your body. Do what feels right to it." So, I'd take that to mean that if you feel good again, and feel like everything is all kosher, man, go for it.
That is if Dog can mangage to stay awake!! 
Mr Earth says he'll wake up from a dead sleep anytime I'm interested. Yeah, I seriously doubt that. The man likes his sleep.
Tell me, did you go a-sugaring before the baby was born? I'm trying to decide whether or not to make an appointment. I'm a little afraid that I'll go into spontaneous labour from the shock and pain. But..I'd like to clean up before the Big Day.
Oh, and your site has never crashed my computer, but it very often freezes the window. It's not like you have a lot of ads or anything...curious.
I...
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Nope, not gonna comment. Wouldn't be prudent.
I am laughing my ass off! I thought my husband was the only one who said punani!
Love this.
NoMo - I did the cleanup all through. It made me feel a smidge more comfy about all the people who would be visiting that region.
Scarb - this happens to me, too. The man does not make it a big priority. It's depressing. I have new, gorgeous lingerie that's been sitting around for a few months waiting for its turn. We've just been too damn tired, sick, busy... But now I am totally curious, waiting to find out how it goes when you finally get it on!
Ah, Brokeback Mountain. Seriously, one of the sexiest scenes ever.
Sigh.
Going to remove my self from the gutter now.
The post...hilarious.
As for the site crashing folks computers. I've had the browser (not the computer) crash on me when using Microsoft Internet Explorer however it's never happened while using Mozilla Firefox. Just a head's up and possibly a helpful fix for folks who may just need to use a different browser.
I believe in Firefox anyhow. The lack of popups is amazing.
LOL....great post Scarbiedoll....my DH was wantin' somethin' more than a handjob for so long...and he was so respectful during the "you have placenta previa, so if you have sex you may hemmorage, so, no sex..." pregnancy, (he actually coined 2006 "the year without sex...) so at 6 weeks, we got back in the game...all I can say is LUBE, serious LUBE....and things should go smoothly, both figuratively and literally! Good Luck and Happy Humping! It really does feel great to get back in the saddle...lol...
I really cannot believe you already want sex.
You are a dude's dream.
This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time, girl.
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