Why are straight men so into women? Weird.
Don't be a-tapping your last season Prada shoes at me honey.
bend and snap.... lol...
Maybe he's more into The Penis Song from The Sweetest Thing.
some hetero's just like it when it's obvious. not into signs. i personally like it when guys sit on my lap at work.
not that there's anything wrong with yours... but maybe if you got steve's perfectly shaped buns (as khoi put it, "they are like two eggs you just want to crack"), they'll take notice.
you can lead a horse to water *neighhh*
I haven't looked at your blog in ages, but posts like this remind me of how tragically gay you are sometimes... I would love to see your bend and snap!! But you know it wouldn't work on me either 
Sorry about the lack of card on the present, damn Amazon!
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