I do not miss the shit blowouts at all. You ARE heroic for not just using scissors to cut off his clothes and holding that boy by one arm as you hose him off in the shower. I may or may not have done that with my kids. The rumors are unconfirmed.
LL | Homepage | 10.20.09 - 3:32 am | #

Babe,

You are MY hero. :)
For anyone who's interested, here's the link to the Soldier of Fortune Magazine article. Thanks for everyone's support!

http://www.sofmag.com/wp/2009/10...rn-afghanistan/
Husband | 10.20.09 - 4:44 am | #

wow !! very impressive ... whats the street value for baby shit ?

its nice to here your kicking ass. good job and god bless.
orlok | 10.20.09 - 6:34 am | #

As Robin Williams said, baby poop is a mixture of toxic waste and velcro.

Well done, conquering Maiden!
Sparrow | Homepage | 10.20.09 - 10:18 am | #

Great job!!

Hurt em every chance you get, kick em when they're down. Global ramifications aside, that just keeps you and your troops safe.
AJW308 | 10.20.09 - 10:19 am | #

you're both heros to me.. your hubby for being a soldier and you for supporting your husband and taking such great care of your children... explosive poop or not...
blaez | Homepage | 10.20.09 - 12:56 pm | #

Thanks for the link, Maiden Husband!

major poopy diapers. ew.
No wonder moms get grouchy.
Jean | Homepage | 10.21.09 - 4:38 pm | #

You are all in my thoughts and prayers. PS.91 Husband
kat | 10.23.09 - 8:36 pm | #

happy halloween!

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=6...player_embedded
ORLOK | 11.04.09 - 11:17 am | #

Ha! So much for my paranoia! Glad you shared anyways, babuh.

Orlok, that video was surprisingly disturbing. Thanks for sharing, I think.
Maiden | Homepage | 11.08.09 - 1:56 pm | #

i am glad you liked it - spawn of bane. real art always has a profound effect.

God Bless you and your Family with all your sacrificing.

I hope your husband is getting his needs (chocolate,booze -not sex) met.
ORLOK | 11.09.09 - 4:48 am | #

um. If I whine really loud, will you come back? Just for a minute? Please?
Pretty please with sugar on it? huh?
Jean | Homepage | 11.13.09 - 12:43 pm | #

I know right? I'm on this shit more than her. Feed me!!!
Husband | 11.15.09 - 12:40 am | #

Man of my life, you get your ass home and feed me- spoonfulls of soup. This whole 'deployment' thing is so overrated.*

*This may or may not reflect how I truly feel due to the fact that I am currently experiencing high levels of grumpiness, loneliness and fatigue which can induce the unwanted symptom called whining. Whah. Fuck. Blah.
Maiden | Homepage | 11.16.09 - 11:22 pm | #