Your a great mother bear ! don't mess wit da cub.
BTW: if you this cat is especially hard headed and your not ready to kill it or "lose it" i recommend shooting a solution of 50% ammonia and 50% Tabasco.
and if that doesn't work, just use some naptha and ignite it with a spark gap made from a broken electric hand held bug zapper. Just don't use gasoline, it's too flammable.
Thanks for the comic relief. I can picture your waddeling pregnant ass....
Love to all
Kitty enema. Nice. And seriously, we know you're not pregnant, you've just been eating hohos and dingdongs whilst lying on the couch watching Oprah and now your one bit of exercise...GONE.
Boys, it sounds like you've had a little too much fun torturing animals in your time.
Kat, you're not allowed to actually picture my ass, as much as I may talk about it. That's like, incest or something. Love love.
LL, shush. No one else has figured that out yet. But damn these hoho's know how to fight back! I've probably got bruises on my bladder and kidneys just trying to digest the motherfuckers!
I have The Squirt Bottle of Discipline that I use for my misbehaving dogs. It works for immediate cessation of evil behavior, but unfortunately they have figured out that it's best to do evil when I'm not looking. And I haven't figured out how to squirt down the hallway, downstairs and into my kitchen from my bed when they bark in the middle of the night.
I'm laughing at you, not learing at you dumb ass!!1
Bwahahaha
Sparrow, I'm disappointed you haven't figured that out yet. It seems so simple... But seriously, think of all the great sleep we'd be getting if we didn't love our stupid pets so damn much!
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