Did they ever catch the thievin' muthafucker?
You should have fucked with that soldier a little more. I can't believe you didn't hold out your hand, show him the wedding ring, and ask him if he remembers the trip to Vegas!
Nope, I don't think they've caught him, but they later found out that there were multiple rooms in the barracks that had been broken into.
And you're right, I should have gotten a little more creative. I thought about making something up to make the story more interesting but I'm too lazy.
Maybe I could've also told him that the elderly woman from the casino is pressing charges even though she was flattered that he thought she had 'a nice rack' but felt violated when he reached his hand up her blouse. All I can do is pray for another chance some day...
You so need to get your shit together. I think that boychild thing growing in you is making you male-sympathetic. That's no good.
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