hooo lordy i laughed out loud when i read your mom's comment. that is SOOOOOOOO a mexican mom thing to say. mexican moms always have random reasons as to why you get sick or bad things happen. my mom likes to blame the spirits a lot. she also likes to blame the fact that i work too much and that im not married for why i am an insomniac.
funkybitch | Homepage | 09.19.06 - 8:42 pm | #

Hey Puto,

A surefire way to get sick according to Mexican folklore is to wet your feet or head, but not the other.



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Jayou | 09.19.06 - 11:19 pm | #

moms used to put vapor rub under my nose, on my chest and then break out the big crockpot looking thing where you'd put vicks near the vent and it would fill the room with vicks flavored steam. fuck man that sucked, but atleast i got to stay home from school for a few days. shoulda told ma dukes you got chicken pox.
Thuggy Fresh | Homepage | 09.20.06 - 10:33 am | #

I heard vicks vapor rub combined with glow sticks gives you the power of trance music. So if you add in some shitty sasha and digweed sets your sally ass can to be cured by the power of trance music just like a million other asshole throughout the 90's who thought god was a dj and not some asshole whose son got snuffed in the face by nasty nas. In fact you should just ask nas to punch you in the face to cure you of your sickness.
beat pervert | 09.21.06 - 8:13 am | #

dude the humidifier. fucking a. i forgot about that thing. my mom had a similar contraption. she also used to put rosewater in it to "clean" out the vapor rub smell. my grandpa always used to say it made the house smell like "whores from tijiuana"
funkybitch | Homepage | 09.22.06 - 6:49 pm | #

i don't know if this happens to other people but sometimes I get this ache in my knee, like the backside of it. Well my mothers solution was to put vapor rub on it and then tie a tube sock around my knee.

it worked everytime.
SergDun | Homepage | 09.22.06 - 6:57 pm | #

Yeah, my mom is South Asian. Man she would tell me not to eat bananas at night cuz you will get a sore throat. She also said, dont drink anything cold cuz you will get sick. Oh and the winner is carbonated drinks cause asthma.
NS | 09.25.06 - 2:30 pm | #

Post!! Your community is thirsty! NULLUS
dame | 09.28.06 - 2:19 pm | #

i think all mothers are like that, but yeah, shut is worse when you got a mexican mom (or abuelita) telling you how you fucked up in spanish
es-won | Homepage | 10.04.06 - 2:43 pm | #

i get those calls from my mom about visiting arizona and then moving back. i dodge that shit too.

and sasha and digweed is a disturbing reminder of my past life as a raver
mle | 10.16.06 - 11:42 pm | #