Yeah, I heard that on the radio news and the same thought occurred to me.
WTF is it with all the recalls...spinach and peanut butter and cat food and now LISTERINE?
Seriously? Do the gods want me to wind up huddled in a corner, weeping, chanting "autoclave it, autoclave it" over and over?
Seriously. I am this close (indicates finger and thumb approximately 1/2 cm apart) from going totally Adrain Monk and needing to have someone follow me all the time with disinfecting wipes.
(That said: those must be some real Chuck Norris bacteria, able to live in Listerine.)
No kidding!
You know, I've eaten some crazy stuff (there was a hot dog in Central Park that damn near put me in the hospital – I was huddled on the bathroom floor of my hotel, hallucinating and crying for my mommy), but when the stuff that's supposed to be safe (i.e. chock full of preservatives) isn't? You're right. Time to hide.
And "Chuck Norris bacteria?"
I laughed my head off. That was great.
"Chuck Norris bacteria?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
"Chuck Norris bacteria kill on contact. You probably shouldn't even look at it, either, just to be on the safe side."
"Chuck Norris once had ebola. He roundhouse kicked it in the face, which is awesome because bacteria normally lack faces. Ebola promised never to do it again."
"Chuck Norris bacteria should be treated aggresively with penicillin, since they like the taste of it."
"Dr. Jonas Salk tried to find a vaccine for Chuck Norris bacteria, but had to abandon his quest when he realized that Chuck Norris bacteria instantly destroys microscopes, autoclaves and medical researchers."
Nightfly, yours are great.
". . . which is awesome because bacteria normally lack faces . . ."
I'm still giggling.
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