this kind of americans-in-peril stories have been around for ages, every year brings a few. i can't remember offhand, but i could come up with a list if i dug in and did a bit of research.
anyway, don't we know why this is so?
america is shire and the world, outside the special elven realm (israel) and the world of men (europe), is mordor. nothing that we do outside of the pockets of civilised realms is not justifiable because the orcs gonna get cha, so better get em first...
and so as the elves bomb the living daylights out of the philistine orcs, shire's fool of a mayor, who once wrestled pretzels and came briefly to grief, is cheer-leading the massacre -- oops, he means acts of self-defence.
if you would only stop firing with your slingshots, then maybe the elves would not have to defend themselves by lobbying firebombs from giant catapults and flying in with their winged unicorns spewing fire. they have to defend themselves, you know? it's devastating these slingshots, and why don't you just vacate your land and hand all of it over to the elven settlers and stop breathing altogether to save everybody the trouble?
might is right, and right trumps the truth and breeds impunity.
bloody disgusting a**h*****
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dude, you'd better stick to writing about ice creams.
pantat, you might want to consider licking yourself. i think it suits you.
oh? where can i get transsiberian?
i was on the transiberian moscow to Beijing a few years ago. it was a good adventure but no murders ! everything went very smoothly. i had 4 young sweedish girls on their year off before university as my next cabin neighbours...three of them were vegan nuts. we became good friends but the damned young german carpenter who took time off to cycle from mongolia to angkor wat was the one who got to fuck one of them in the toilet . honest. i'm not lying.
my young irish cabin mate wanted to jump off the train one night when he was too drunk on vodka...honest, i'm not lying. he resigned from his job as a bank teller to work as a sheep hand in NZ.
and we have this mongolian dr who worked with unicef always pleading to 'examine' one of the sweedish girls...transiberian...they sure have some nuts travelling on it...
your journey seems more interesting than the movie!
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